Golf

It’s not a sport

your not an athlete either

I play the laziest sport ever
other people do everything for me

Me: go get me my water go get me my clubs
not to mention I drive myself everywhere

yup I play golf

by MensSize13Nikes October 20, 2019

Golf

1. A game played on a large open-air course, in which a small hard ball is struck with a club into a series of small holes in the ground, the object being to use the fewest possible strokes.

2. When a male or female plays with his/herself normally done in public or a grassy area. Or in other words public masturbation.

1. Tiger Woods was the greatest golf player in the world.

2. I totally saw Jeff playing golf with his girlfriend at the camp grounds.

by NegroDameus July 26, 2011

golf

flog spelled backwards

annaw yaly emos flog

*for those of u who do not understand read backwards"

by MrHaT July 1, 2003

golf

that white runny stuff that you put in your tea.

nip to the shop and get a pint of golf for us....

by fairy nuff September 20, 2003

golf

a country in irak with the ww3 on and stuff

"I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein during the gulf war."

by Jeorge "of the jungel" Boosh April 9, 2005

golf

Describes an amazing event or occurance. Used to express surprise, shock, awe, excitement, orgasm, flatulence or extreme terror.

Daaamn yo, that shit is golf!

or

That game of golf was off the golfedy golf yo!

by zoot December 20, 2004

Golf Bravo

The term Golf Bravo is used when telling a story regarding previous sexual experiences involving a group of friends and one girl. This term is very valuable when the story is being told in public or in front of current girlfriends. Golf Bravo is derivited from the acronym GB which in turn is used for the word gangbang.

Man do you remember that time in vegas when we went to Golf Bravo? I was worn out after that course!

Who brings double cheeseburgers to the golf bravo?

by rancid68 July 15, 2011