Short for ADHD glide, to quickly walk from one point to another taking the shortest line possible, often resulting in hitting shins, hips, shoulders, etc. on things like desks, bed frames, wall corners, tables, etc.
I was going from my bedroom to the fridge with an a-glide and I almost made it, but I clipped my hip on the kitchen table and died.
by FireStxr February 8, 2024
Get the A-glidemug. by zombiehunter951 November 18, 2010
Get the sugar-glidemug. Another name for a ninja poo. A super fast visit to the toilet. Zero wiping required. Just fires out and you're done.
Guy 1: I just need to drop the kids off at the pool.
*2 minutes later*
Guy 2: That was quick!
Guy 1: Yeah, just had a wonderful fast glide.
*2 minutes later*
Guy 2: That was quick!
Guy 1: Yeah, just had a wonderful fast glide.
by Lookitsdivadan February 5, 2017
Get the fast glidemug. Verb action A Group of friends (2 or more) bend over in a knee and hand position and push out the lubed gerbil out of the anus. (After lubing said gerbil and inserting into anus) The furthest distance wins.
Kyle, Lyle, and I lubed the gerbils and bent over and squeezed. Kyles' gerbil went the furthest as he won the competition. The gerbil gliding competition was complete.
by Darkerone March 20, 2025
Get the Gerbil Glidingmug. The art of manual stimulation of the clitoris, vulva, and labia. Aka the female handjob. Not to be confused with fingering.
Come over here and let me Glide that Sugar! Ok baby, I need my Sugar glided so bad, I'm horny af! Sugar gliding is my new favorite hobby.
by Handjob Genie July 13, 2019
Get the Sugar Glidingmug. Verb action A Group of friends (2 or more) bend over in a knee and hand position and push out the lubed gerbil out of the anus. (After lubing said gerbil and inserting into anus) The furthest distance wins.
Kyle, Lyle, and I lubed the gerbils and bent over and squeezed. Kyles' gerbil went the furthest as he won the competition. The gerbil gliding competition was complete.
by Darkerone March 20, 2025
Get the Gerbil Glidingmug.