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glamour cans

Yet another term for fake boobies.

...and by fake boobies, we mean unreal tatta's.
...and by unreal tatta's we mean counterfeit jugs.
...and by counterfeit jugs
"Who does she think she's fool'n with them glamour cans? Everyone knows them titties aint real!"

"Ever since Karen bought herself a perky new set of glamour cans, she's noticed that her popularity among the male staff members has skyrocketed."
by The Original Pez June 24, 2008
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Glamoholic

Pop stars are glamoholic.
by The Glamoholic February 6, 2010
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glamourtize

Glamourtize adj. - Means Glamour Advertising or to Advertise Glamour; NBC' lastest commericials Glamourtize Basketball players and the cars they collect. Nothing is being advertised in the sense of we want you to purchase this product or service; just want to advertise what the rich and famous do.
The Media likes to glamourtize about Hollywood's actors with their marriages and things they do and how much money they have.
by NotMeButU July 22, 2013
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Glamor Hound

A person who tries to latch on to other peoples success; a person who tries to attach themselves to people gaining success.
Josh acts like he knows Megan because she wrote a book, Josh is such a glamor hound.
by Gwen Cooper October 17, 2014
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glamour nazi

Someone who constantly criticizes people for their choice of clothing and/or accessories, and will inevitably give them a lecture on how to dress themselves.
Or, one who will alienate others based solely on their fashion choices.
Dude, Becky is such a glamour Nazi. I was wearing tube socks with shorts, and she just would not shut up about it.
by T Stan May 25, 2016
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gleamis

Noun. The male version of a vajazzle. A combination of Gleam and Penis.
Hey, Dave, take a look at my new Gleamis. Careful, it's still wet

Wow, how did you fit that diamond in there?
by SoldierISAS January 4, 2017
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Glamour shit

A glamour shot like photo taken during a bowel movement. Properly done, the facial expression will look content and Mona Lisa like.
As Bronson took his glamour shit, he appeared to be completely content with the world.
by Dome ass March 13, 2019
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