Glasgow Grin

A permanent way to turn that frown upside down; take your depressive/emo/irritating bastard, shove a credit card or similar object into his gob so that it separates his jaws, and carve two curving lines from each edge of his mouth to as close to his ears as you can get without cutting into bone. The results will put a smile on every dial. Especially the staff at the emergency ward.

'Turn that Fall Out Boy crap off before I give you a Glasgow Grin!'

by DarkDecapodian January 16, 2009

Glasgow University

A University which Glaswegians are too dumb to get into. It is often full of Tory lads that eat kettle crisps and listen to dreadful music such as Sam Fender and the Coldplay and believe they are interesting but really everyone thinks you’re a dick

Marcus: I go to the Glasgow University

Ian: OK Tory!

by Allan Barnes December 28, 2020

glasgow kiss

a headbutt to the lumpy bit on the nose, shattering it instantly.

g'here noo ya proddie, hun bast'rd ye! im gonna gee ya the fuckin kiss!

by ciaran February 12, 2004

Glasgow Briefcase

A glasgow briefcase is another name for a plastic bag. Cos they can't afford to buy leather goods so they carry their shit in a plastic bag.

Look at his glasgow briefcase, it's one of those designer Asda ones

by pink chris August 9, 2004

Glasgow Kosher

Slaughtering animals after kosher/halal procedures by headbutting them.

Oy, Brian, it's the only kosher was to get a steak these days. Just smash yer skull against it. That's a Glasgow Kosher for yer.

by disguys June 30, 2011

Glasgow'd

An act of extreme violence, which results in at least one fatality.
(Probably with a Gun, especially in American)

•"You don't shut down a whole street because someone got punched and kicked. Someone got Glasgow'd."
~Count Dankula (2022)

•"10 people got Glasgow'd at a High School today."

by TheLoLbrarian June 30, 2022

glasgow rolex

An electronic ankle monitor used to track people who have violated certain laws

Used by Susie McCabe on the show Frankie Boyle's New World Order S6 E01

-- Added by @Kirwinia on Twitter

I mean, you call it an ankle tag, in Scotland we call that a Glasgow Rolex.

by Juniper System October 26, 2022