Anal Gland Shake

When the Male ejaculates into the analtorium and the female clinches her bum cheeks and twerks making a milkshake texture and drinks it.
Jeannie loves it when Bobby gives her an Anal Gland Shake
by Bobby2pistols March 16, 2019
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Tickled My Giggle Glands

One day a young lad name Jeffery Larrimore said a hilariously funny joke. Then he asked Justino Kinsland, Hey did that make u laugh? Justino says: Yes, It really Tickled My Giggle Glands!
by Jeff Larrimore March 20, 2008
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wanking gland

Part of the male body around which a large entertainment industry has grown.
Magazines, DVD's, and a worldwide network of computers called the Internet are dedicated to entertaining it.
I'm just going to the shop to buy a wank mag for my wanking gland.
by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004
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Decalcify your Pineal Gland

An euphemism for ejaculation, the act of ejaculating.
“How do you decalcify your pineal gland?”
“Ask your mum. She decalcified my pineal gland last night.”
by Fingergun Arseholster November 14, 2022
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J Money Gland

J money gland goons all over the place, like no tomorrow. Watch out, he may steal your gurl with some t swizzle karaoke. But blud does not know how to finish.
Scream out in the middle of the classroom or any public setting, "J Money Gland" as loud as you can.
by Nippy007 April 30, 2024
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bland gland

the organ that causes hack writers to have banality boners
His writing is the result of an overactive bland gland
by Wally Keeler February 08, 2009
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nannary glands

Person 1: Felicia's boobs are perfect
Person 2: Nah her nannary glands just don't do it for me.
by Natsplat June 26, 2015
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