Girlfriend

An overused female. That’s it.

Girl: why are you walking so slow the bell is about so ring
Guy: *silent*

Girl: bae...bae...
Guy:*silent but still walking*

Girl: what’s wrong?

Guy: *silently walks to seat and sits down*
Girl *watched closely* you know what cool...
*girl walks off*

Next day-

Guy: *text girlfriend* wanna come to my place to Netflix and chill
Girl: *doesn’t respond back EVER*

by Bhlasian.bhabie December 06, 2019

Girlfriend

A girlfriend is a type of girl who crys to there boyfriend every 2 minutes about the most stupidest shit. The boys could stand it at first, but then start to get really annoyed by it. Then they decided to dump the girls there with, and then the girls get pissed and block them on social media. And all their friends block you too. So never get a girlfriend if know they be loyal.

My girlfriend is the sweetest girl ever.
My girlfriend is such a whore.

by Goat111 August 06, 2018

Girlfriend

My Bitch.

My girlfriend is pretty

by vampiredude January 26, 2020

Girlfriend

The person that make you or break you. A girl that makes you draw little hearts like an idiot in class, by just thinking of her. A girl that makes you feel like you are the king of the world. When shes with you, you get to be sentimental, cheesy, clingy, romantic, silly, and playful. But when she isn't around, you feel alone, depressed, in need of love, and broken. Because she is the last piece of this puzzle we call life.

"Hey! I see you are dating Mariana, and to be honest dude... I've never seen you so happy with a girl before!
"Thanks man, yeah I love my girlfriend Mariana. Without her i'm incomplete"

by KennethBetan420 April 10, 2019

Girlfriend

Ownership of a women

Kyle: Hey do you have a girlfriend

Chad: Oh yeah, I’m trying to search for one right now

Kyle: I actually got mine off Craigslist the other day

by Bagellord April 26, 2020

Girlfriend

A prolonged booty call

"Hey joe have you met my girlfriend?"
"No, kill yourself tony."

by Ruck Riggers January 28, 2020

Girlfriend

A term describing the act of spending all the money you worked hard to earn on things you've been really looking forward to getting yourself, on another person, who's happiness and joy means more to you than any thing else money can buy.

I just got my girlfriend a fancy note worth of fun and exciting things for her birthday! I know it's already been 17 years, but that custom fursuit design can wait another couple months..

by SeiRruf January 25, 2018