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Geico Gecko

The absolute chad that is the Geico Gecko. He is one of the ten strongest beings in existence, however, he hides his true form and stars in car insurance commercials. If, however, you do not pay your car insurance, the Gecko will begin hunting you down, where he will then, take your soul and rape you.
Person 1: "Oh no bro did you pay your car insurance" Person 2: "No" Person 1: "Well now the Geico Gecko will come and take your soul and rape you"
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choking the gecko

Another word for maturbation1
Oi can you stop choking the gecko, we're in a hospital
by Loading_ooo December 14, 2017
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startled gecko

When you're sexing a girl from behind against a wall, and you "accidentally" slip it into her ass.
she will proceed to 'climb the wall' like a startled gecko.
Nick couldn't stand up anymore so he gave Emma a startled gecko. We're still waiting for her to climb down from the roof.
by L-Mo April 29, 2008
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Screaming Gecko

While having sex with your girlfriend standing up against a wall doggy style, you insert your finger into her anus. She then yells and tries to climb the wall in shock like a screaming gecko. Thus you have what is known as screaming gecko.
"My boyfriend is such a dick! He screaming geckoed me last night!
by Tommy TT May 12, 2011
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Fire gecko

when a man is having extremely hardcore sex, he takes chili pepper that he inserts into his female's vagina, burning it in a juicy tasty way.
blue flamingo
fire gecko is a fetish
f-:Uh feels amazing baby...
m-:here girl let's try something new.
f-:huh? what do you want to try?
m-:fire gecko.
f-:fire gecko?

m:- ye
f:- AHHHH MODAFOKA IT BURNSSSSSSSS MY PUSSY IS BURNING LIKE A FLAMING CAT!! i think im gonna cum
by Yacker's Popular Words November 3, 2013
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The Gecko

The act where a dominant male performs an upward reptilian shuffle on a submissive female, climbing until he can get his salamander firmly anchored in the throat of his victim.
I didn't think she was going to perform fellatio of her own accord, so i unleashed 'the gecko' and started to climb. I made the summit and achieved maximum suction.
by Jl8e5oM September 9, 2014
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The gecko

The gecko is a sexual act between two people or more (if that’s what your into) where the thumb is inserted into the anus of the other player and that person is made to climb up a wall in the motion of the cold blooded reptile known as a gecko.
Hey guys, the coolest thing happened! Me and my dog did the gecko last night!!! He claimed sooo far up the wall!
by Geckotips101 October 13, 2020
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