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ass gasket

The paper gasket that hangs that is dispensed in some shit houses that goes between your ass and the toilet seat which keeps the nasty AIDS infested cumshots and trapeze jumping, period juice diving pussy crabs off your ass.
Donald Trump used an ass gasket to protect his ass when he sat down to take a dump because there was shit all over the toilet seat.
by Gabe Oyce July 13, 2018
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"loose gasket" smooch

Refers to an initially "intact" lip-lock dat gets "popped" when one of da kissers releases a bubble of air dat "breaks da seal" between da face-suckers' lips. A harmless way to "slow things down" a bit if you sense dat said making-out session is becoming too "hot 'n' heavy".
Giving someone a "loose gasket" smooch can be a handy maneuver if you fear dat da other person is getting too "revved up" and thus is likely to want to "proceed to fourth base" too soon. A wise move if either you're not in da mood to spread yer legs or you don't have any condoms handy.
by QuacksO February 12, 2020
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Ass gasket

The disposable paper ring that goes on the toilet seat for sanitary purposes
You must use an ass gasket when someone pisses on the toilet seat to protect yourself from germs.
by Badapple187 July 12, 2022
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BJ Gasket

A collagen injection in the lips that make a person with a small face have disproportionately large O shaped lips.
Girl had cute little lips until she got that BJ Gasket installed.
by wfukradio October 9, 2023
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Toby Gaskell

A toby Gaskell is a person with a massive shlong and like to bust all over Gingers
This Toby Gaskell just covered me in juicy semen
by jkwgfjkq2bg; November 16, 2023
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hot rod gasket

I went to the 7-11 for a hot rod gasket but the lady there didn't understand. I had to show her...
by Bluesheart June 9, 2016
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Blow a gasket

It means when you're so angry (or very bitchy) that you blow a gasket or blow up basically. Like bomb from the Angry Birds...
Person 1: Oh Lawd, here we go again, she's gonna blow
Person 2 OH LAWD SHE GON' BLOW A GASKET
Person 3 *growling noises* WHERE'S MY CAKE?!
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