Gambler’s Old Fashioned

Intentionally getting an old fashioned (hand job) in risky situations and places where the likelihood of being caught is extremely high and risky. The thrill of gambling with getting caught combined with the physical pleasure of a vigorous handy is intoxicating.

Rachel was picking out bananas with one hand and giving me a gambler’s old fashioned with the other in the produce isle at the Walmart.

I shot my custard all over the blackboard in class just before the bell. That gambler’s old fashioned is incredible.

I’m pretty sure the drive thru chick at Starbucks realized I was getting a gambler’s old fashioned when Rachel was ordering a vanilla latte.

by Eaton Holgoode November 1, 2018

gamblesexual

Someone who’s addicted to gambling

yumeko is gamblesexual

by Thatrandomfag September 14, 2020

gamonkey

i cant really describe it it’s pretty much the best ever living thing on the earth

gamonkey said “hehfjejdhdufh” FAXS

by gamonkeygod February 22, 2021

Gamelofted

When a player which enjoys Gameloft's game but they're got screwed over by physics, packet loss, and pay2win mechanics

A: "I just lost 20 ratings in Asphalt 9 due to bad physics"
B: "You just got Gamelofted sadly"

by yesfiraswa May 21, 2021

GambLent

A period of time when degenerate gamblers take time off from gambling. Lent for gamblers.

Bruins will win by 3 goals tonight but I cant bet it because it's GambLent.

by Burkilonious December 8, 2021

I Gambled and Lost

A wet fart.

I just cut a big fart and I gambled and lost. My pants are in the washing machine.

by Colorado Bootman September 30, 2021

Sutcliffe's Gamble

The mental weighing up made by any urban hooker before entering a strangers car or lorry.

Police Officer 1: What happened to this one then sarge?
Officer 2: Got in the wrong car lad.
1: So senseless...
2: Well. That's Sutcliffe's Gamble for you lad. Sometimes they win. Sometimes they lose.

by Dan Sutcliffe February 23, 2011