Gammon Paradox

Someone that wants to keep their sovereignty yet rejects that very same sovereignty.

This occurs primarily when a Gammon that voted for a hard Brexit to get their sovereignty back, has a fit due to the law of the land (sovereignty) going against their wishes.

Or, when the act of a proroguement was deemed by a Gammon that it was not used for 'particular purpose' (i.e. Brexit), yet the Gammon insists the 'particular purpose' was affected by the deemed illegality of said proroguement.

"This is a prime example of a Gammon Paradox, as he insists the supreme court is the bad ones in all this, but the courts are part of our sovereign state."

by Streakin-Bacon September 24, 2019

punch the gammon

describes a woman who vigorously masturbates.

Can be used as an insult also

Bethan do you punch the gammon?

Example: I will punch you in the gammon!

by gammon matser September 10, 2019

Gammon gash

Huge battered pink fanny

Holy shit that girls got a gammon gash

by Walesy5p February 5, 2018

saggy gammons

abnormally large/slack labia.

shit dude, she had some badass saggy gammons, literally touching her knees!!!

by sloncher November 22, 2011

Gammon

A British term for a usually older, right wing person who doesn't like change and hold racist, sexist and/or homophobic views

'Hey Dan, shall we invite Gary to go for a curry?'

'Nah, Peter, curry is too ethnic for that gammon'.

by Dawgman1234 September 27, 2023

Hackney Gammon

Used to describe overly wanky food or presentation of said food.

Can be abbreviated to HG in conversation.

That meat free, organic granola and avocado served in a hubcap on a breadboard is totally Hackney Gammon

by Timmmmmmmeh January 28, 2021

drew gammon

he is normally a very sweet, funny, and respectful person. he is also a very attractive person. he’s a little on the short side, but still very lovable.

OMG did you hear about the new kid drew gammon? yeah he’s super chill and funny!

by Daremia March 12, 2021