Quitarist

A person who, after trying to learn how to play the guitar, eventually quit.

Hey, as a quitarist, I respect your dedication.

by Den_3 March 12, 2017

Funk-Guitarin'

The obvious noise of someone nearby watching cheesey TV porn

"Oy Sam, I think Dave's Funk Guitarin' downstairs!"

by TMB June 17, 2003

guitarism

The way a guitar is played. How a guitarist makes his guitar speak to others.

The Guitarism of Jimi Hendrix was total funk while Eric Clapton's guitarism is pure metal.

by Ray Rose July 17, 2006

playa-giarist

1) An inept and pitiable mo' fo' who clownishly apes the mannerisms of a bona fide playa'.

2)A wanna-be playa who's got no game.

Daang, he thinks he's suave around the ladies, but man, he's just a playa-giarist.

by Playa-boy Bunny November 15, 2004

guitarget practice

1. The act of shooting squinty-eyed dirty looks at the guitar player in your band (which he, unfortunately never see's because of guitar face!) when he decides to solo LOUDY through the entire song in his usual autistic way.

Q: So how was rehearsal Saturday?

A: It was more like guitarget practice - you know how Jimmy can be sometimes. . .

by 217 August 4, 2006

guitarutan

A person with minimal, if any, hand eye coordination who is in the act of playing Guitar Hero. In other words, they resemble orangutans using a color coded touch screen to communicate with humans.

Is this guitarutan actually trying to play Hangar 18 on expert? I bet he wont get more than 20 percent...click click clack clack click clack click.

by Darren Iammarino February 6, 2008

N*sinc With Guitars

1) a broad term covering bands like and not limited to: Good Carlotte, Simple Plan, Greenday, Linkin Park, Yellowcard, Sum 41, Hoobastank, and many other shit bands that sound like Nsinc with guitars in the background.
2)Good Charlotte
3) Bands liked by teeny boppers

Goth Poser #1) LiKe, OMG!!! I jUsT g0t TeH nEw LP cD!!!!
Goth Poser #2) w0w! LiKe BuRn Me A c0pY>> DeN iLL LiKe gIvE u A cOpY of mY GOOD CHARLOTTE cd!!!
Me) *WTF* im guessing you all have tickets to the yellowcard concert then? *caugh*

by rammstein666 February 24, 2005