Guinea Pig

A large, unattractive Italian female

There's a ton of guinea pigs hanging around the Jersey Shore.

by Jelange222 July 28, 2014

Guinea pig

Cute furry chubby patato creature always looking for food

Person 1: Yoooo i’m getting a guinea pig!
Person 2: yooo bro thats so cool

by HelloHelloHelloidontpaytaxes😀 December 26, 2023

Guinea Pig in a Blanket

A woman who is used by virgins and sexually inexperienced males in order to learn how to satisfy another woman.

Prom is next week, and I don't know if my blow-up doll serves as an adequate Guinea Pig in a Blanket.

by Arnie Grape June 20, 2021

Guinea Pig

Term used to describe an attractive member of the opposite sex due to the noise of approval sounding quite similar to the call of the guinea pig.

*Attractive female appears*
"Guinea pig, 5 o'clock".
Stealth checking out confirmed and target thinks you just like guinea pigs.

by DarkCyclone February 25, 2019

One eyed guinea pig

A mans penis

Well, my one eyed guinea pig is fairly large... (Me)

...and then he woke up! (My girlfriend)

by DKRemedy February 12, 2021

Guinea pig

The root of all evil

Unsuspecting person: I want a pet!
Guinea pig: Squeak squeak (Translation: I just sold my soul. I would like to eat you now.)
Unsuspecting person: Oh my god I want it! I'm naming her Angel!
News reporter: Unsuspecting person was murdered and eaten in their own house by Angel the guinea pig...

by meljogo March 9, 2021

Guinea Pig

A very squeaky animal that needs food 100% of the time. When they hear anything that is similar to their treats opening or food bags, they start to scream with excitement which most people interpret as; FOOD I WANT FOOD GIVE ME FOOD.

"My Guinea Pig is a food hog."
"Guinea Pigs are strange but adorable creatures."
"Guinea Pigs are great pets."
"I have a Guinea Pig, It is a lot of work."

by Sailor May April 16, 2020