A sea-based branch of the United States military that is jointly operated by the Department of Defense and the Department of Homeland Security. During times of war, they assist the Navy. During times of peace, their general duties include: border patrol, immigration control, environmental protection, search and rescue, and stopping drug trafficking into the Untied States.
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The best power metal band ever, they wipe their ass with nu metal, emo, "gangsta rap" and all other forms of music for pussies. Grow some testicles.
I went to the Blind Guardian concert, and kicked the whiny rich-bitch goth cunt in the face till she bled all over daddy's BMW.
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Russian Brute: Where's my money? I have one slice of bread left for dinner.
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Russian Brute: I'm half blind, half deaf, have one arm, a sore back and metal kneecaps.
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Dole Guardian: You are eligible for work. Here is a leaflet.
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