Greased Weasel

The Greased Weasel is the sickest rugby tournament in all of New York. It takes place in Oswego NY and is held by the SUNY Oswego's Men and Women's teams. If you win the Greased Weasel you are invited to the legendary drink-up that is equally if not more fun than the tournament itself! There will be some things you cannot un-see and alumnus you cannot un-meet, but is overall equivalent to rugby Christmas.

Hey, are you excited for the Greased Weasel?
Yeah! I moved my wedding to make sure I could go!

by chachachachachooddee June 1, 2016

Grease the old dump truck

To have the maritals with your spouse; Sex with someone to whom it's become routine.

After playing poker all night, Troy knew his wife would be mad so he picked up some beer and went home to grease the old dump truck.

by Shar1 May 18, 2017

greasemastrr

a man who loves grease and likes to stick his head in mcdonalds grease pots. sometimes associated with mastrr max, although they are not the same

Person 1: Richard Dickinson is a greasemastrr bro, he keeps smoking crack in the back alley of McDonalds and then he goes in just to stick his head in those pots.

Person 2: That's strange, keep an eye on him.

by Richard Dickinson December 3, 2020

grease pony

a slur made by the hit artist Yung Buttpiss

“shut the fuck up you stupid fucking retarded grease pony”

by YungButtpissLover December 14, 2022

Turkish Grease Cake

A pancake stuffed with a heady concoction of banana and sugar. The Turkish Grease cake is cooked using an inordinate amount of sunflower oil and finished off under the grill which caramelises the sugar like a crude Brule. Eaten by dim witted stoned people of Turkish extraction. In some cultures the Turkish Grease Cake is referred to as a Greco Lard Pattie.

As in 'would you like a Turkish Grease Cake?'-

'no I'm not stoned'

by DJ Poker February 25, 2009

pocket grease

Money
A derivative of greasing someone's palm

My Dad would say to me as he reached in his pocket "I know you have a date tonight, I don't want you looking broke so here is a little pocket grease " as he handed me a fifty.

by King dbl Z B February 10, 2018

Jack Grealish

An underrated Aston Villa midfielder who no one can hate...except for Gareth Southgate. He is commonly known for having a big role to play in Villa's 7-2 thrashing of Liverpool. Jurgen Klopp asked him to stop the count, but he didn't listen

Jack Grealish deserves to start for England
Jack Grealish is the most underrated player in English football

by the smol guy November 9, 2020