I wouldn't lick a grapefruit

An expression used when pointing out something interesting noticed.
Well, I wouldn't lick a grapefruit, but his forehead is pretty massive.
by Ajurfhas November 26, 2005
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squirts like a grapefruit

when a girl squirts an excessive amount of pussy juice therefor acting as a grapefruit when you squeeze it.
Your mother squirts like a grapefruit when im busy fucking her. She squirts so much i think i'll make a pussy juice cocktail tonight.
by pussyjuicecocktail August 13, 2012
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Dust up your grapefruits

To prepare and take a line or lines of coke off of the balls of a gentleman over the age of 45
by Greatfruits November 04, 2016
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The person has fallen from grace. They’re not as good as they used to be.
Look at them, this is so sad. Oh, how the grapefruits have fallen!
by Snowflake Jones June 09, 2019
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grapefruit eater

a person who is arrogant, mean, selfish, good with kids, likes the colour red,

grapefruit eater can refer to a place, person, animal or state of time that meets the already applied conditions

grapefruit eater is a gender neutral term

a group of grapefruit eaters is called a juice spill this can apply to companies or the science club down the hall
grapefruit eater is a apolitical term and can be used against anyone or anything

an object can only be considered a grapefruit eater if it uses red as its main colour this applies to buildings to
God I fucking hate fucking Paul hes such a fucking grapefruit eater, with his grapefruit eater fucking fish and his shitty grapefruit eater mom, if i could i would fucking cremate him and fucking eat them so he has to suck my ass.
by Jelly1445 October 09, 2020
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arctic grapefruit

Something that is mistaken to be sweet but only to be bitter and cold, usually preferring to a person or a trait.
Damn, Jessica's pussy is an arctic grapefruit
by See82531 March 16, 2014
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Grapefruit smell

Fuel for making a fuel air flash powder.

Step 1.

Take a wooden pencil and shave 1/2 gram of wood and carbon.

Step 2.
Pile the wood shavings in a ashtray and leave a cigarette on top. Do not disturb.

Step 3.
Collect the ashes and charcoal.

Step 4. Spray axe deoderant on only the ashes and charcoal let dry.

Load ashes and fresh primers enjoy.
All i smell is Grapefruit smell
by Cody5050 May 14, 2023
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