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Gorilla tag 

Yo, have you been playing gorilla tag lately?

Yes, how did you know

Your arm is broken
Gorilla tag by MeowCA April 28, 2021

gorilla my dreams 

that hot girl who has hair in all the wrong places.
Stephanie was pretty but she was just the gorilla my dreams.
gorilla my dreams by Malazoth November 1, 2013

Gorilla Footing 

The act of a person or something making very loud stomping noises, typically an upstairs neighbor, or somebody slamming their feet on the stairs.
“I couldn’t hear the TV because my mom was gorilla footing upstairs.”

“Who the hell is gorilla footing in the house?”

“I purposely Gorilla foot in my living room to piss off the neighbors”
Gorilla Footing by Burd D June 29, 2020

Gorilla Warfare 

Über-Special training only the most elite Fake Navy Seals get. Acceptance into the Gorilla Warfare Training program only takes place if the participant has achieved Enormous fake achievements, and has proven oneself on many fake secret missions. Upon arrival, the participant must fight the local hierarchy of Gorillas, all the way to the silver-back. Each tier progressively gets more oil poured on the combatant gorilla, as to make it harder.
First revealed on Youtube by soakedtothemerrow -
"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth."
Gorilla Warfare by 487j August 18, 2012

Gorilla grip 

The act of gripping the ice so hard you finish faster in the famous racing game Trackmania
You want to finish faster? Just use the Gorilla Grip technique
Gorilla grip by Cipherstory September 27, 2023

Gorilla Pimp 

A Gorilla Pimp uses psychological abuse and physical abuse in order to influence his hoes. Gorilla pimps have also been known to get their bitches hooked on addictive substances as another method of controlling his hoes. If a bitch isn't turning tricks and giving the gorilla pimp all the money, then she will get beat up or won't be given smack and she will get dope sick. A gorilla pimp is all stick and no carrot. Whereas a finesse pimp uses smooth talk and strings his bitches along to think they will settle down.
Michael Mearan was a vile gorilla pimp, from a small economically downtrodden town in southern Ohio town named Portsmouth, that ran an underground prostitution ring where he used his gorilla pimping skills to make them hoes bring him money from all the tricks that they turned. Due to the corrupt local government and police he wan't charged with his crimes until his golden years and died never facing punishment for his crimes.
Gorilla Pimp by DetroitRed May 29, 2022