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Gollumism

Gollumism is the cult like worshipping of wealth in a rabid, self-serving obsession that drives plutobrats to destroy the society and the economy that gave them the opportunity to become wealthy. Gollumism is often associated with the chanting of my precious, my precious, my precious in dark, foreboding and confining spaces like our nation’s capital and corporate boardrooms.
Gollumism is starving our national economy of the shared prosperity it desperately needs to empower consumers to spend our nation back into widespread prosperity and economic stability and security.
by Wisdom Seeker March 23, 2014
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Luxury Gollum

When you're enhancing something that would normally be considered to be a lost cause.

Backstory:
Luxury Gollum is normal Gollum but with a Gucci belt and a toupée. He found the Gucci belt after losing the ring and put it on out of sheer desperation. After finding it to add on to his looks he added the toupée and felt good about himself.
Unfortunately, now he wants the ring even more because he thinks it would enhance his looks further.
"I'm on some real Luxury Gollum shit rn."
by ShrexOverThePhone March 11, 2025
mugGet the Luxury Gollummug.

Gollume Toker

Pass us the gollume toker B
by Gollume July 14, 2025
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Gollum

"HELP GOLLUM IS VLOGGING AGAIN"
by anon2331 January 15, 2022
mugGet the Gollummug.

Gollume

When is something is so gollume that it's gollume
by Gollume July 14, 2025
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