Gollume Toker

A gollume toker

Pass us the gollume toker B

by Gollume July 14, 2025

Luxury Gollum

When you're enhancing something that would normally be considered to be a lost cause.

Backstory:
Luxury Gollum is normal Gollum but with a Gucci belt and a toupée. He found the Gucci belt after losing the ring and put it on out of sheer desperation. After finding it to add on to his looks he added the toupée and felt good about himself.
Unfortunately, now he wants the ring even more because he thinks it would enhance his looks further.

"I'm on some real Luxury Gollum shit rn."

by ShrexOverThePhone March 11, 2025

Gollum

A cute creature that you will instantly fall in love with.

What is it my precious, Gollum Gollum.

by AnnaBethany March 7, 2023

Golluming

To yearn for or pine over something or someone.

To desire some thing strongly is to Gollum over it.

They loved the look of their cocktails, they were really golluming over them.

by theshizzolator February 12, 2023

Gollum release

An badly designed, engineering product such as software with a ton of problems making it practically unusable. The product is intentionally prematurely released for the full cost, scamming users.

1. Developer1: "Our game is full of bugs, ugly graphics, and glitches. The gameplay is no fun at all! Do we really want to release?" Developer2: "Yeah, f***k those users, lets do a gollum release, and charge them full price"

2. Developer1: We are low on budget, we will do a gollum release, lets cut short all the fun and cool features, nobody wants that anyways. Developer2: Oh no, not again, I hate those shitstorms. Developer1: Dont worry, we will also do a poorly auto generated apology to our customers.

3. Customer1: Did you get to play the new game? Is it cool? Customer2: Naah, it's shit as as hell. Seems like they did a gollum release again.

4. Your mother is so fat, her ass is big enough to cover up the fails of a gollum release

by JamesWhat? March 9, 2024