Golf 

A sport which is mainly played by skinny privileged white boys who have severe nicotine addictions, low IQs, and are unathletic in every other sport. However, it is occasionally filled with handsome respectable boys who are simply forced by the boomers in their family to participate in the snooze fest of a sport.

“Didn’t you hear? He plays golf.”
“ Oh shit. Looks like he’s got a 99% chance of being an entitled asshole and a 1% chance of being perfect. Guess i’ll Hope for the 1%.”

Golf by sheratesdogs January 10, 2020

Golf 

A """sport""" where you wack balls with sticks and try to land them in holes with variation if geography of the course.
It' s normally played by old men who are too frail and weak to do anything, so they have a golf cart haul their fat asses around to the next hole.

Guy 1: You wanna play golf?
Guy 2: What are you gay?

Golf by Mr. Massive Cock February 6, 2020

Golf 

Old guys snapping hockey sticks for 1 hour.

Golf no good

Golf by TacoPilot March 24, 2020

Golf 

Code word for gay sex. Commonly used for men who are secretly gay or secretly having gay sexual relationships with their friends

“I’m at the golf right now”

“Oh so you’re secretly gay”

Golf by fjfhfhfb July 31, 2020

Golf 

Code word for gay sex. Commonly used for men who are secretly gay or secretly having gay sexual relationships with their friends

“Hey I’m at the golf right now”
“Oh so you’re gay?”

Golf by fjfhfhfb July 31, 2020

Golf 

Flicking a girl in the clit so hard that she has a orgasm

I love playing golf with my girl

Golf by Big clit October 23, 2020

Golf 

When you flick a girl in the clit so hard she has an orgasm.

I made my girl scream last night playing golf.

Golf by Big clit October 23, 2020