Gaming nerd ladies, having worked for Xbox tech support, who would give out free points and subscription time to nerds who called in, were nice, and stated they were taking a break from calculus.
"Yeah, I'm just trying to get some CoD in before I go back to my calculus homework. Thanks for being chill."
"No problem. It's truly my pleasure to encourage gentlemen such as yourself to continue in your most excellent efforts. Please, don't ever change. As a token of the nerd ladies' esteem, I hereby grant you 800 points and a free month of subscription time. Huzzah."
"What?! Are you serious?!"
"Yes, but you must pledge your silence to the Gaming Goddesses; I can't have all your friends calling me."
"NO PROBLEM."
Mission of encouraging nerds in their nerdiness accomplished.
"No problem. It's truly my pleasure to encourage gentlemen such as yourself to continue in your most excellent efforts. Please, don't ever change. As a token of the nerd ladies' esteem, I hereby grant you 800 points and a free month of subscription time. Huzzah."
"What?! Are you serious?!"
"Yes, but you must pledge your silence to the Gaming Goddesses; I can't have all your friends calling me."
"NO PROBLEM."
Mission of encouraging nerds in their nerdiness accomplished.
by IDidItFortheLulz July 05, 2013
by hisrealnamestartswithaC January 21, 2010
Extremely attractive white woman who only sleeps with black men because she loves the feeling of them finishing inside her bareback.
by Darkstarboarda March 17, 2017
A KUSH GODDESS is a female who smokes more marijuana than a stoner or pothead. These women are usually beautiful and know more about the colorful frosty leaves than most men. All Kush Goddesses know how to roll their own blunt and joint. They have toked with bongs, pipes, vaporizers, glass blunts, steamrollers, and just about any other weed related piece. They stay highed up constantly and usually have their bud by the ounce. There are only a few true Kush Goddesses, most female smokers couldn't keep up with one even if they tried.
by KUSHGODDESSandJETWIFE October 17, 2011
A girl who can please anyone, anywhere, anytime, any gender, or with any part of her body. Must have great breast, face, ass, and DSLs are recomended.
MAN 1: dude, that preachers daughter turned out to be a sex goddess.
MAN 2: No way! stop bull shittin.
MAN 1: i aint. i swear. she got me going during the church service and finished me off in the confession booth after everyone left.
MAN 2: lucky bastard!
MAN 2: No way! stop bull shittin.
MAN 1: i aint. i swear. she got me going during the church service and finished me off in the confession booth after everyone left.
MAN 2: lucky bastard!
by nosrac selon May 06, 2011
That chick is a Heartless-Goddess!
by Gloria Chan October 14, 2003
One who possesses an ass of legendary status. Often heightened by the wearing of leggings preferably a size smaller than she probably should.
by The Dirty Samurai November 21, 2013