An empire that Sam invented. Their statue is a messed up monstrosity called Janet and their emperor is Sam.
Sam, Toby ,Liam, Ruan and Anneke, I know you are reading this. I hope my defintion of Goatee empire isn't bad Sam!
by KLSdefintions888 June 25, 2020
The goatee sex position is where neither party shaves any part of their body for a minimum of three weeks and then 69’s
by HeyItsNatalieC December 12, 2020
Hym "I'm still going to need that wife of yours... Here's the plan: You hammer the retard she's with to death. I will then take her... And lock her up... In a crudely constructed cabin in the woods (I don't know how to build cabins)... End of plan. We can do it Goatee... We can do it today."
by Hym Iam May 25, 2024
Jonnny gave himself a polish goatee
by MikeMoney August 18, 2017
When a man is too lazy to use shaving cream, he may dry shave his cheeks and neck while allowing the thicker hair on his chin and upper lip to grow. After several days of this, a lazy goatee is formed
"Dude, your beard looks like shit."
"It's a lazy goatee because I woke up late every morning this week."
"It's a lazy goatee because I woke up late every morning this week."
by maybereagan March 07, 2012
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 24, 2025