pink goatee

A pretty pink vagina

Dude, she has the nicest pink goatee

by WookieMessiah February 3, 2017

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Goatee empire

An empire that Sam invented. Their statue is a messed up monstrosity called Janet and their emperor is Sam.

Sam, Toby ,Liam, Ruan and Anneke, I know you are reading this. I hope my defintion of Goatee empire isn't bad Sam!

by KLSdefintions888 June 24, 2020

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true goatee

A TRUE Goatee is one defined as shorter than 1 inch. Anything longer than 1 inch long is considered to be called a 'beard thing'. If it can be braided, it's not a goatee

That dude sports a TRUE Goatee... Not a beard thing that can be braided.

by Kimsuewho1 September 28, 2013

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Polish Goatee

When you stick your hand down the back of your pants, take it out and then lick your palm

Jonnny gave himself a polish goatee

by MikeMoney August 18, 2017

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The long distance goatee is grown when a guy enters a long distance relationship with a girl who moves away. It's the intermediary to the break up beard and the guy will be able to grow in the sides of his face easily once she dumps him.

Joe grew a long distance goatee when his girlfriend moved to Reno. He new he was getting dumped soon so he wanted to be able to grow a beard at a moments notice.

by Waltz69 July 12, 2015

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