pink goatee

A pretty pink vagina

Dude, she has the nicest pink goatee

by WookieMessiah February 3, 2017

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true goatee

A TRUE Goatee is one defined as shorter than 1 inch. Anything longer than 1 inch long is considered to be called a 'beard thing'. If it can be braided, it's not a goatee

That dude sports a TRUE Goatee... Not a beard thing that can be braided.

by Kimsuewho1 September 28, 2013

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Goatee empire

An empire that Sam invented. Their statue is a messed up monstrosity called Janet and their emperor is Sam.

Sam, Toby ,Liam, Ruan and Anneke, I know you are reading this. I hope my defintion of Goatee empire isn't bad Sam!

by KLSdefintions888 June 24, 2020

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goatee papa

goatee papa is a term used to describe a guy named ivan. A goatee papa is a beautiful, handsome, bebe boy. guys that are described as goatee papas usually have a luscious mustache and can be spotted from a mile away. #welovegoateepapas

“Hey goatee papa you looking scrumptious tonight ;)”

by poppy6 September 23, 2025

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Goatee

You know, you're growing on me... But just a little bit... GROWING LIKE A FUCKING PLANT!

Hym "I'm still going to need that wife of yours... Here's the plan: You hammer the retard she's with to death. I will then take her... And lock her up... In a crudely constructed cabin in the woods (I don't know how to build cabins)... End of plan. We can do it Goatee... We can do it today."

by Hym Iam May 25, 2024

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