Global HEAWW day

Global HEAWW day is celebrated January 15 in honor of the verification of the word "HEAWW."

"Hey, do you want to go out for a few drinks tomorrow?"

"Sorry, I'm celebrating global HEAWW day tomorrow. Maybe next time!" HEAWW

by boostle January 15, 2017

globerino

someone who acts like a totally idiot: a person who is miserable to be around or be involved with
: like the 2000s cartoon side-character, Globgrog. Globgrog would make blatantly dumb choices and make everyone around them miserable.

"omg I got caught cheating on my test"
"you goddamn globerino! what were you thinking"

by Kolme Alexander April 8, 2021

Globophobia

An intense fear of balloons. Usually Latex balloons but can be metallic.

Clown: Hi little one do you want a balloon?
The clown shows a balloon and the kid runs away.

Man: I hate balloons. I run away screaming everytime I see one.

person: Why?

Man: Oh I have Globophobia.

by UrbanBrokenDragon July 6, 2011

Global Defense Initiative

One of two fighting factions in the Command & Conquer series of games. Generally considered "the good guys," GDI takes it upon themselves to keep peace in the world while keeping the Brotherhood of Nod in its place.

General Shephard runs the Global Defense Initiative while Kane runs Nod.

by Joseph D. Collins June 5, 2005

global blackout

When a large women sits on your face naked

She was at least 30 stone, when she sat on my face it was like there was a global blackout, I will never recover from the smell of her anus, my nose was right up her ass

by mitch00uk April 6, 2015

globe

Verbose talk which beats around the bush just like going in circles (or around the globe).

This word is used at IIMB (Indian Institute of Management Bangalore).

Dude, that lecture was full of globe

by Globu October 23, 2009

globalization

In a nutshell, the integration and exchange of ideas and goods globally. Hence the name, globalization. It benefits the middle class and especially the rich and powerful, but has hurt the poor and powerless.

Question: What Is The Truest Definition Of Globalization?

Answer: Princess Diana's death.

Question: How come?

Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, while in a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, followed closely by Italian Paparazzi on Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor using Brazilian medicines.

This is sent to you by an American, using Bill Gates's technology, and you're probably reading this on a computer that uses Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian lorry-drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.

by a5678 April 11, 2005