someone who stutters/ staggers while talking or does anything uncontrollable with their body
aka a fucking spaz or fucking idiot
aka a fucking spaz or fucking idiot
by glitchbotbitch February 20, 2020

Nicholda: Yoo! look at this OP as fuck sombra out of map glitch!
ThatsKempo: Stop abusing The Curry Glitch!
ThatsKempo: Stop abusing The Curry Glitch!
by KhatsJempo November 17, 2021

Noun
: a frequent technological failure you strongly dislike or hate
—used to express surprise, disappointment, anger, etc.
: a technological hurdle that hampers efficiency and is wasteful of time
: a frequent technological failure you strongly dislike or hate
—used to express surprise, disappointment, anger, etc.
: a technological hurdle that hampers efficiency and is wasteful of time
John: Hello Nat! For some reason I do not seem to be receiving any of the college's e-mails today.
Nat: Hmm. I can't explain why it's happening, just that our new email listserv is not delivering emails to anyone with first initial "J."
John: SON OF A GLITCH!
Nat: Hmm. I can't explain why it's happening, just that our new email listserv is not delivering emails to anyone with first initial "J."
John: SON OF A GLITCH!
by @Bugyack September 21, 2017

by GreenBean 🙄 March 14, 2021

He answered much more difficult trivia questions, but when asked the answer to 9 squared, he had a brain glitch.
by Raoul_16 July 21, 2008

After taking a dump, Jake was surprised when he wiped and found no sign of fecal matter on the toilet paper. Intrigued, he stood up and was astonished to find no sign of the shit that he had just birthed. Questioning himself “Did I even take a shit?”. This is known as a “Glitch in the Matrix”
by Duss Duss January 25, 2022

by Nacht13 May 13, 2011
