You've got a face that resembles the south end of a north bound goat

You are ugly

You've got a face that resembles the south end of a north bound goat

by Matthu Wyshart July 17, 2009

GDOTY

Greatest Day of the Year. It only happens once a year, unfortunately. This day is jam packed fun for guys and it is the day of your live fantasy football draft. Early September, the weekend before the first NFL game is a preferred date. This day can also consist of golf/bowling/poker/beer/eating poorly/etc.

I can't believe Gdoty is over. Well, at least I have time to recover for next Gdoty!

by mattdav September 9, 2010

reverend_goatboy

God's Gift to women

"After he left me disheveled and glowing,I realised the stories were true,he really is God's Gift to women!" Tara Palmer-Tompkinson

by T-PT June 13, 2003

cum goatee

When you cum on a girl's face in a circle around her mouth so the cum is in the shape of a goatee.

Hey Greg, how'd your date go last night?

It was awesome, I gave that bitch a cum goatee!

by KC Kid July 27, 2006

The Hungry Goat

A sex move where you remove pubic hair by biting it off with your teeth. This can be done by any sex to any sex.

John: I want to try something new with my girlfriend, I feel like she might be getting bored.
George: Have you tried The Hungry Goat on her?

by Cheese34 September 13, 2016

Scape Goat

Person or Persons to lay blame upon when something goes wrong

Daniel: uh oh, I have just deleted a database off the server
Gareth: Quick we need a scape goat!
Daniel: I know lets blame Lee and say he did it.

by DanTMan December 8, 2009

Goat-rope

A total freaking mess
An unorganized disaster
Clusterfuck

Holy shit, what a goat-rope that was.

by Odin June 10, 2004