functiontration

n. The faculty which is required to complete basic manual tasks. Often impaired by hangovers, substance abuse, etc. One may have the concentration required, but not the functional ability, or vice-versa.

a portmanteau of functionality and concentration.

(also v. functiontrate)

I'm so fucked, I don't even have the functiontration to roll a cigarette.

I'd like to cook you breakfast, but I don't think I can functiontrate for long enough.

by number86 February 27, 2011

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function

a party up in da hood

Me and da niggas goin to a function over on Northgate.

by Nutty NIGGA FRom Da NORF July 3, 2006

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fictional

something that doesn't exist in real life

"Dude! Stop searching online for a portal gun, that thing is fictional."

by Fidge123 May 9, 2010

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flunktionality

the realization that you, yourself, are a flunk....

after trying 1 million times unsuccessfully, Joe finally gave up as flunktionality sank in

by mymint87 November 18, 2010

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Gain of function

Is a phrase in Military diplomatic doublespeak meaning "Weaponization".

After watching Dr Fouci and others discussing the issue of "Gain of function research" for some time now, you should realize that -

Gain of function means Weaponization.
In the same way as "doing collateral damage" means "Killing innocent civilians" in diplomatic military language.

by RocketMan November 30, 2021

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high functioning

A term used in the case of mental disorders. Someone with a disorder who can conceal his symptoms or participate in society is considered to be high functioning.

Autism in combination with an IQ of 70 or higher is called high functioning autism.

Bill may be a psychopath, but he is capable of managing a job and family without doing seriously harm to anyone - I think he's high functioning.

by justErinn August 2, 2016

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