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Fumble-Bumbling

The act of masturbating and spreading one's semen around the shaft and head of the penis as to lubricate it suffciently enough for round two.
Tyler: "Hey dude what's-Holy shit, your totally using your own semen as lubricant for round two!"

David: "Yeah, I'm fumble-bumbling! You gotta try it!
by gsepfalz January 9, 2011
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A mumble fumble

This is used when referring to a sexual act in which one of the parties seems to be nervous in their performance of afore mentioned act and proceeds in mumbling apologies whilst engaged in the fumble
Pia; So did you and Tom fuck?
Laura; Well it was more of a mumble fumble than a fuck...
by Ian Robbingue April 27, 2008
mugGet the A mumble fumblemug.

cum fumble

The phenomenon that occurs when - right at the moment of climax - your grandma calls. Essentially, any action that ruins an imminent orgasm.

Can also be called the cumble fumble or simply cumble.
Guy - "Oh baby, I'm gonna cum."
Girl - "Fill my sweet poonani with you jizzum, please!"
Guy - "Urm.. I think you just cum fumbled me."
by conbonjovi December 10, 2009
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Fumble Fuck

The act of tackling another male/female out of/off of their lovers vagina/penis and then proceed to gain possession of the vagina/dick by diving into or onto the sexual organ and fucking it, Warning: dangerous but guaranteed sex
"Dude I walked in on my roommate fucking his girl so i tackled him and fumble fuck the shit out of her!"
by Weist 3rd March 12, 2012
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Fumbling the Bag

When you simp for a girl instead of hanging with the boys and still somehow get rejected
Austin’s fumbling the bag again?!
by Randomdude9508 March 21, 2021
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fumble fingering

Fidgety fingers when anticipating something exciting is called fumble fingering.
The children were fumble fingering in anticipation of opening their Christmas gifts.
by Cealia November 24, 2016
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Fumble Roofsky

A sexual situation in which every single bodyily fluid is excreted. ((Note: This is a word created by Spike and an anonymous friend, not the poster))
Then, she shat, pissed, vomitted, shot out puss, menstruated, came, earwax dripped out, snot and drool dribbled down, blood spontaeniously shot out, and she cried. That was the elusive Fumble Roofsky.
by Lord Dralnu August 4, 2006
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