bumble fumble 

When on the Bumble dating app, accidentally swiping right on a guy you have zero interest in.

Got on Bumble before coffee and made a Bumble fumble.

bumble fumble by Taigress August 2, 2018

Cheeky Fumble

Josh Sunth

Josh Sunth had a Cheeky Fumble last night

Cheeky Fumble by LT101 April 4, 2013

Drunken Fumble 

Drunken Fumble (or Drunken Fumbling) is a term for sexual encounters (though not actual sex) that happen while very drunk to the point where motor skills are limited, hence "Fumble".

Often a cause of awkward moments the morning after if occurring between friends, though occasionally turning them into a "full on" relationship.

Also a possible trigger for realisation of a different sexuality or experimentation if upon waking one feels it felt better than with their normal gender of preference.

"Yeah, I got really drunk with Rach last night... woke up next to her..."
"Bit of a 'drunken fumble' there then?"
*Blushes*

Drunken Fumble by Phores November 2, 2008

Malthusian Fumble 

When one attempts to use an obscure 3+ syllable word or phrase (e.g. a literary reference, popular saying, economic term) without having a iota of a clue what the word means, thus making the user appear to be a clueless douche.

Patrice: The tenor's entrance to the stage last night at the Opera was magnificently Malthusian!
BM: He's on the 15...the 10...the 5.... OH NO it was a Malthusian Fumble!

Malthusian Fumble by spyslikeus March 15, 2011

trumpet fumble 

A synonym to "sloppy handjob", usually ends with the recipient being disappointed

"Yo man, she was a solid 10 but all I ended up getting was a trumpet fumble."

trumpet fumble by Sad Trumpet PLayer October 16, 2017

Caught on the Fumble

When someone is supposed to be listening to another person's conversation, when really they are thinking of something else (often of something innapropriate of the conversation itself), and are asked a certain question relative to the topic you were supposed to be listening to. that causes you to draw a big, huge blank.

When you come up with a quick, sudden distraction to avoid having to actually answer the question (and thus look like an idiot and/or get in trouble), the name for that action is to Dodge the Fumble or dodging the fumble.

Samantha: (talking without end in sight about cats) I like cats, do you like cats, my favorite cat breed is the Egyptian Mau, the thing I like about them is...
John: (thinking about the Football Game last night)
Samantha: ...hey, what do you like better, the Maine Coon, or the Turkish Mau? And don't just say, 'because' liek you always do, or you're not getting any tonight!
John: (caught on the fumble) Oh yeah, um... (sees a Baskin Robins) Oh look, a Baskin Robins, want to get some ice cream there?
Samantha: (suddenly distracted by the offer of ice cream and forgets the question) Oh sure!
John: (thinks to himself) Dodged the fumble there, John...

Caught on the Fumble by Anonymous Legend October 23, 2009

Tuck and Fumble Technique 

The act of using warming lubricants and massaging them on your testicles and a designated anal crevice and then placing them inside said crevice to achieve pleasure and orgasm.

Dude, Those two kids attempted the tuck and fumble technique! They're so gay!

Tuck and Fumble Technique by Societal Truth June 5, 2011