fuckstick

A large blunt instrument, typically a cosh or police baton used to enforce authority over another person.

"If you don't back down i'll smash your noggin in with my fuckstick!"

by Rowley May 16, 2003

fuckstick

a fuckstick is your dick or you can call a person a fuckstick if they look like a dick, or they are a dick.

Steve Morlock is a fuckstick.
My fuckstick is very large!

by Paul Wojcik December 24, 2007

fuckstick

(Noun) penis, cock, schlong, dick

"I have a 9" fuckstick!"

by SIDFICK April 28, 2007

Fuckstick

Dick, Cock, Man, Woman.
1.Can be used in various forms in anger or 2.in sexual dominations

1. look at this bloody fuckstick in my way
2. oh bobby give me your fuckstick

by Geoffy. February 1, 2009

fuckstick

person appears to have been beaten with a stick until unpleasent to look at and mentally handicapped;also a long piece of pipe with a hook on the end, used to lock/unlock the block on a drilling rig.

"bite those tongs you stupid fuckstick"

by DeanR September 15, 2005

fuckstick textington

someone who is text messaging on their cell phone and pretending to have a conversation with you and acting like they are listening to you plus probably texting shit about you to someone

two friends are commuting somewhere the one who is driving says hey do you want stop at the store real quick. the passenger is texting on his phone ignoring everything around him being a fuckstick textington

by slick over weight willy October 15, 2013

Gallagher Fucksticks

It is the act of a girl jerking off two guys at once under her armpits with her arms crossed. Then when the men cum, she closes her armpits tightly and pulls her hands towards her face and sniffs the jizm violently and gives a sigh of relief.

HOLY QUEEF WELLINGTON BATMAN! Jordan and Freckles just got the Gallagher Fucksticks from Cindy. I am so jealous cause only the freakiest of bitches can do that shit! What a superstar!

by Dr. Butt Cherry March 9, 2009