a fuckstick is your dick or you can call a person a fuckstick if they look like a dick, or they are a dick.
by Paul Wojcik December 24, 2007
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by Geoffy. February 1, 2009
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by DeanR September 15, 2005
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two friends are commuting somewhere the one who is driving says hey do you want stop at the store real quick. the passenger is texting on his phone ignoring everything around him being a fuckstick textington
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