Buddy Fucked

To get screwed out of something, to lose an object or for your friends to drink the last beer. Or when something blatenly goes wrong in a non tragic way.

"Crystal buddy fucked me when she drank the last of my captain and coke!"

by jasgoddess March 13, 2010

buddy fuck

to screw one of your friends over for your own benefit

He so buddy fucked me when he started dating my girlfriend.

by SweetTaterz August 15, 2010

buddy fuck

To have sex with a friend for comfort or sexual gratification rather than for romantic love.

We were soaked when we got home. we took off our clothes to dry them out and ended up having a buddy fuck.

by black flag May 31, 2004

hey fuck you buddy

A funny, yet nicer way to say fuck you or to offend your friends.

Me-"Hey ben do you wanna go 2 nickel world?"
Binjamin-"HEY FUCK YOU BUDDY!"
Me-"Well then suck on my shitlog in the toilet... AND ITS BLUE!"

by theonetheycallthevisionthatbaresthegift April 01, 2005

fuck you buddy handbook

Term used to describe the ethos in a ruthless and amoral, competitive environment.

(for instance, to describe office politics during a layoff period)

"Yeah, I took credit for your work. I would sell my own mother to keep this job. It's the fuck you buddy handbook out there"

similar in meaning to: "dog eat dog"

by Golden Shower October 12, 2007

fuck, buddy

An expression that can be used to show emotion, usually dissapointment, despair, or exhaustion. For example, if you run out of beer at the party, hook up with someone you shouldn't have, or throw up on your friend's dads car.

NOT to be confused with "fuck-buddy" which is something completely different. The comma is crucial.

Bro: No way, i just spilled this all over my shirt
you: Fuck, buddy

M: Threesome?
you: "fuck, buddy"

by bucketfucker09 December 15, 2023

Fuck a buddy

It's the lowest thing an Alpha-Male can do. "Fuck a buddy" is a type of person that does whatever is necessary to ruin a pal's plans or do something bad to a friend.

X: yo dude i just came from Llamar's party man.
Y: Llamar, the guy that is nice to everybody?
X: yeah man
Y: so what did you do?
X: he got in a dorm with a girl and i waited until i heard fuck-noises.
Y: don't tell me you...
X: THAT'S RIGHT, I COCKBLOCKED THE MOTHERFUCKER
Y: dude don't be the "fuck a buddy" docuhe...

by YOOJSIMPSONGRABTHEWHEEL January 10, 2017