The flying tea-bag, commonly refered to as the F.T.B., is one of the most devestating attacks/acts of douchbaggery in existence to date. Do Not Attempt This Without A Trained Proffesional!!! BE AWARE OF YOUR SURROUNDINGS, HARD FLOORS, OR GROUND CAN RESULT IN SERIOUSE INJURY OR DEATH.
In order to perform an FTB one must get their groin up to atleast the mark's chin level. You catch their head between your legs, with your legs splayed into a Y. Hit with enough momentum to bring them to the ground, and as they are going down, land on your feet and run off into the sunset. They rack their head and you accomplished something magical.
In order to perform an FTB one must get their groin up to atleast the mark's chin level. You catch their head between your legs, with your legs splayed into a Y. Hit with enough momentum to bring them to the ground, and as they are going down, land on your feet and run off into the sunset. They rack their head and you accomplished something magical.
I was comin down the stairs and zach came around the bottom, not paying attention. I swung off the railing, caught him in forehead with a beautiful flying tea bag (ftb) and he went down flailing. I hit the ground standing and ran off into the sunset.
by RevLevi July 2, 2009
Get the Flying Tea Bag (FTB)mug. Stands for Fuck That Bitch. A term that is used when one is angry or annoyed at another person.
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Angryannoyed
Person 1: Did u hear wut Kia said bout u?
Person 2: what
Person 1: she said u got clemidia
Person 2: ftb. Her toe got clemidia
Person 1: lmao whut
Clemidiatoe
Person 2: what
Person 1: she said u got clemidia
Person 2: ftb. Her toe got clemidia
Person 1: lmao whut
Clemidiatoe
by Coco queen March 4, 2018
Get the FTBmug. Fuck the Back Seat. Anger and frustration may accumulate for coupe owners as they constantly face struggles of fitting everyday things such as groceries into their car.
by Losiepooh February 21, 2024
Get the FTBSmug. by McDabbin June 4, 2015
Get the FTBmug.