Stands for "Free to breathe agency," its a fake agency made up of people who don't think rules apply to them. They don't want to wear masks in public to prevent the spread of COVID-19.
Person 1- "I got this cool card from the FTBA, it says I don't have to wear a mask."
Person 2-"stay at least 6 feet away from me you sick fuck."
A fictitious agency primarily found in America created by people who did/do not want to wear medical/face masks during the Corona pandemic.
This was mainly done on a card or by verbalizing the acronym while citing the ADA (Americans with Disabilities Act) to get into businesses who required wearing masks during the 2020 Corona Virus Pandemic.
Mortal - "I can not let you in, you need a mask due to company policy"
Karen - "The FTBA says that under the ADA I do not have to wear a mask as I have a disability and do not have to disclose what disability that may be."
Front of The Boat Action - (n.) any actions which take place in the front 1/3 of the boat. The most successful FTBA occurs when one is highly inebriated and performing actions that would typically be frowned upon while aboard a water vessel.
Holy shit! Chaz was so plastered in the front of the boat yesterday that he shat his pants...that’s some serious FTBA.
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.