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Stands for "Free to breathe agency," its a fake agency made up of people who don't think rules apply to them. They don't want to wear masks in public to prevent the spread of COVID-19.
Person 1- "I got this cool card from the FTBA, it says I don't have to wear a mask."

Person 2-"stay at least 6 feet away from me you sick fuck."
by Suprchkn June 24, 2020
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When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.
X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.
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"Freedom To Breathe Agency"

A fictitious agency primarily found in America created by people who did/do not want to wear medical/face masks during the Corona pandemic.

This was mainly done on a card or by verbalizing the acronym while citing the ADA (Americans with Disabilities Act) to get into businesses who required wearing masks during the 2020 Corona Virus Pandemic.
Karen - "let me in!!!"

Mortal - "I can not let you in, you need a mask due to company policy"

Karen - "The FTBA says that under the ADA I do not have to wear a mask as I have a disability and do not have to disclose what disability that may be."

Mortal - "Go home Karen, no one likes you."
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by DJ O'Coileain June 29, 2020
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Forgot To Be Awesome. This is the opposite of DFTBA, or "Don't Forget To Be Awesome."

The Nerdfighters came up with this clever acronym, selected from many others.
I guess he FTBA.

FTBA?

Yeah. Forgot To Be Awesome. Too bad he wasn't a Nerdfighter.

Why's that?

Nerdfighters can't FTBA. They're made of Awesome.
by Nerdfighter4000 September 27, 2010
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Front of The Boat Action - (n.) any actions which take place in the front 1/3 of the boat. The most successful FTBA occurs when one is highly inebriated and performing actions that would typically be frowned upon while aboard a water vessel.
Holy shit! Chaz was so plastered in the front of the boat yesterday that he shat his pants...that’s some serious FTBA.
by Boat Guy October 01, 2017
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