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friendivorce

An official end of a friendship, usually one between best friends, which is caused by severe infractions or major (fast or slow) changes in friendship dynamics which result in consequences that rival a real divorce.
Andy: Hey Lisa, where have you been? You've been missing our daily talks for about a week now...
Lisa: I found a mistress called "McKinsey & Company."
Andy: This is causing a strain on our friendship, it's obvious you don't value our best-friendship.

Lisa: If you can't take it then lets get a friendivorce.
by nonreal September 21, 2015
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friendamony

Similar to alimony, maintenance money that you begrudgingly lend to a friend on a regular basis with no expectation of ever getting it back.
I really need Matt to find some new friends, i can't afford the friendamony payments.

Friendamony is a system by where two people once got drunk together , but one of them continues paying for it.
by TheOldEgg April 21, 2017
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friedtoothpick

A young man who is lit asf and has a lot of sauce. Ladies stay on him 24/7 and always loves family and friends. Usually gives amazing advice and is very attractive.
Dang! Is that a friedtoothpick. He lookin fine asf
by yungpapí May 21, 2018
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Friendator

A combination of the words friend and predator

A creepy ex girlfriend or boyfriend. A obsessive girl or guy whom is that into you. The kinda person you can call a fangirl or fanboy of plain ole you.

Note the person doesnt necessarily have to be an ex. It can be someone who just doesnt take no. The friend who gets too close in a creepy way.

A similar word is yandere.
In japan see : Kotonoha Katsura, yuno gasai

In the usa see: knives chau
Jenny: Your ex girlfriend is such friendator , acting like a pretty little friend of yours, acting like she dont want you back.
by Theamazinggeek June 11, 2018
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friendgrouper

Someone who dates or has sex with an entire friend group.
Person 1: Hey did you hear that Sarah's with Steve?
Person 2: That's not surprising. First Michael, then Chris, and now Steve!? She's a friendgrouper!
by Davegrey14 February 11, 2019
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frienabomber

A person who treats friends poorly, often inversely proportionate to how well the friend treats them.
Elizabeth is the original frienabomber; the nicer you are to her the shittier she treats you.
by Scones R. Badforyou August 8, 2019
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Friendejo

I thought he was going to help me out but he turns out to be a friendejo
by Illinois Josh February 18, 2020
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