freeing the priests

A euphemism for masturbation or ejaculation.

Ben: "Where were you last night? We had to go out on the town without you!"
Jon: "Sorry man. I just got my new internet connection, and I was at home freeing the priests, if you get what I mean."

by MasterOfEuphemism April 8, 2010

Flexing season

It is after Christmas and it’s really cold!! But for some they are iced out and from January 1st to January 15 it’s flexing season. That means you have to wear the most expensive or the best fits you have in your closet!!

Yo you got your drip for flexing season

by Megavirgin234 October 15, 2019

Instagram flexing

When you think you’re better than someone else by posting a picture on Instagram acting like you got it like that but really you don’t.

Dude did you see Jake Mcvay on instagram?

-yeah dude that fool was straight Instagram flexing.

by Paul Pistone May 25, 2018

Grocery Store Flexing

A term used by Yung Gravy in the song Ms.Gravystone.

He is grocery store flexing as in he is picking up girls while shopping.

“yung gravy was grocery store flexing then I saw Betty in the vegetable section”
-yung gravy

by Vroashell August 3, 2018

freexing

To ingest a fod substance that is of warmth and can be purchased at the footy/rugby, while the weather is feezing cold. The food does not have to be ingested while at the sporting event. Examples of appropriate foods include: Hot choclate, pies, hot dogs, hot jam donuts, chips, sausage rolls, wedges etc.

1. Person 1: "What are you doing?"
Person 2: "oh, just freexing"

2. "This weather is suitable for freexing"

3. *myspace about me* 'i enjoy freexing with haley...'

by angeclia and haley August 24, 2008

Flexing

You flexing on me bro

The dude is flexing on me

by Dadio April 7, 2019

Frexting

Playing frisbee and texting at the same time.

Link was hit in the head by with the disc because he was frexting.

by DFTBA1117 November 12, 2011