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Fransexual

When there are several good looking people in the room, sometimes it’s hard to tell who is the fransexual.
by DaddyTeeKay August 13, 2025
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FEDEXUAL

Sexually attracted to reliability, tracking numbers, and anything that promises “overnight delivery.” Gets turned on by words like “package,” “handling,” and “out for delivery.”
“They’re not needy—they’re fedexual. Consistency, firm boxes, and a guaranteed arrival time really do it for them.”
by Dani&Rick December 15, 2025
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