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Graternity Leave

When grandparents take time off of work for a new grandbaby. This could be for the visiting the new parents, babysitting the older child(ren) while new baby is being born, helping the parents with the new baby......

There's maternity leave, paternity leave and now we have graternity leave.
Dear Boss ~ I will be taking 3 days graternity leave to help with the new grandbaby.
Graternity Leave by LNG November 9, 2011
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Fraturniture

Mix of the words fraternity and furniture. Girls (mainly sorority girls) get nicknamed fraturniture if they hang around a frat/frats all the time, like a piece of furniture in the formal room.
Frat Bro 1: "Dude, is that chick still here? She's been here like every night for the past month!"

Frat Bro 2: "Dude, I know! She's such fraturniture we might as well just have her stuffed and throw some pillows on her."

fraterniture

A girl that hooks up with Frat Boys all the time. Like the furniture in a frat house, she spends all her time under frat boys.
That Michelle girl had sex with too many frat boys. She is definitely fraterniture.
fraterniture by drusopher March 4, 2008

fraterniture

A piece of furniture found in a fraternity house or other college residence, which has had multiple owners, questionable history, and unknown origin.
I knew someone who woke up pregnant after sleeping on a piece of fraterniture.
fraterniture by Evan P. October 5, 2006

Fraternizing 

1. to assiocate in a brotherly manner 2. talking to the enemy in a brotherly manner 3. used when your a soldier likely
Stop fraternizing with the enemy and get back in line, Rodriguez!
Fraternizing by Lemurdecatta December 12, 2009

fraternitard

1. A combination of fraternity + retard. Generally, a member of a fraternity. More specifically, a member whose actions lead you to believe that all members of fraternities, are in fact, retarded.

2. Male form of a sorostitute.
On saturday night, the bars downtown are always filled with fraternitards and sorostitutes. They usually end up puking in the alleys.
fraternitard by n.o. November 6, 2007

fagternity

used to replace the term fraternity so as to explain what they are truly about
the kappa sigs are the biggest fagternity on campus
fagternity by tyler March 9, 2005