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Fortune cookie

Fold her in half and break her like a fortune cookie.
by Von Chickenfoot March 11, 2017
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Fortune Cookie

a girl of oriental ethnicity; (usually Chinese) but can be more than likely mistaken for a jumpoff...(mainly because of her looks)
hey, I saw this super-bad fortune cookie the other day...
by Full Court* February 4, 2021
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Fortune male

Cool calm collective. He seems to be very quiet but is one of the nicest guys you will ever be know. Usually approached by women first but once he is in love he falls too deep.
by HarrisonHarryKat November 24, 2021
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Fortune Clubbed

When you get fucked up at The Fortune Club and the next day you feel like asshole that has been burning for days and prey for death
Guy: Hey, you want to go shoot some pool later?
Friend: Hell no; I got Fortune Clubbed last night.
by DanaDanaTheEntertaina March 23, 2022
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Fortune Cookie NEWS

The journalistic style of many Mainstream Media NEWS organizations that purports to foretell the future rather than report on the present. Often times used as a persuasive tool to make a population DO or BELIEVE in something.
Did you see CNN last night? Fortune Cookie NEWS claims the end of the world is coming unless we vote for candidate "X".
by Sun 'n Rain July 2, 2022
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Fortune Fast Life

Trust,Honor, Strength,Wisdom, Empowered,& Freedom are just a few words to represent the logo and clothing line as it is today.The name Fortune Fast Life was founded in 2013 By American Rapper Nascar RD which later became a clothing brand in March 2019.Still using his stage name NASCAR RD (DeManuel R.)created the brand to mirror a face paced lifestyle living state to state & overcoming obstacles along the way.The brand managed to make a name for itself with its organic style and originality.The dice on the logo doesn’t necessarily mean to gamble but in life to take chances and the logo of the feather is considered to be having or seek guidance along the way.
by New York Tymes November 26, 2023
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fortune is gay

Someone named Eric that is gay
Bro yknow Eric? He’s gay so he’s fortune is gay
by Rangers A Joey November 23, 2024
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