The title of someone who is bald and travels to a friend’s house at 1 in the morning to put orange juice on their doorstep. They have a strange tendency to like hugs.
by iwantdousdie January 13, 2020
Boy oh boy, if you thought hoi4 was bad, well you ain't seen nothing yet. Crusader Kings, commonly shortened to CK, is a game with the first one being boring, the second one being good, and the third having some potential. The game, being set in the time period of 769-1453 in the case of Ck2, means that there's some weird stuff going on, including religious intolerance and forced marriage. Of course, you can also play as the victims of this, PROVIDED YOU HAVE THE RIGHT DLC! Yep, you need DLC to play as Muslims. Honestly, the games themselves are fine, but the problem is always the fanbase, some salty 13-year old fascist complaining about the removal of Deus Vult from Ck3. At this point, there are 2 kinds of Ck players, someone who just kinda wants to see a nice dynasty grow and do some medieval roleplay, and some actual racist, who probably breaks his computer every time his dynasty is inherited by a gay person or a woman. Anyway, the game is fine, just stay away from multiplayer, at all costs. Oh and the reddit has 0 context in the titles so much that the titles of the reddit posts got its own subreddit.
Person 1: "I like Crusader Kings."
Person 2: "oh cool, Deus Vult"
Person 1: "you have ten seconds to leave before I pulverise you."
Person 2: "oh cool, Deus Vult"
Person 1: "you have ten seconds to leave before I pulverise you."
by thefitnessgramafwe23rware August 20, 2022
a phrase depicting one who uses glue as a lube and either on purpose or by accident, glues their hand to their crotch.
by zombirific 1 February 18, 2012
"Man, I had to shit everywhere I went today, I shouldn't have had Chinese last night, what a poop crusade"
by tacos for life January 02, 2015
“Jon is such a ketamine crusader” “I’ve got a 5 aside game with the ketamine crusaders but I’m not off there for the football I’m just of for a brawl”
by Properscran May 20, 2023
someone who partakes in the act of eating pussy for their enjoyment and quite possibly has it down to a science
by holocough October 18, 2023
by Zzeerroo October 17, 2021