Fog-machine

When you put your vape pen inside yo girl's pussy, take a hit of it and blow it into her ass, then she slowly opens and closes her asshole; slowly releasing the smoke, like a fog machine.

Dude, last night I totally fog-machine'd Natalie at the Halloween party!

by Joseph spence November 15, 2016

taint fog

When you fart and the air gets trapped under your balls. A portable dutch-oven, if you will. Not to be confused with taint mist*

Taint Mist* - Common symptom of holding taint fog too long. The onset of taint fog precipitation. A rookie mistake. May cause taint rash*

Taint Rash* - A rash on your taint due to abundance of taint mist.

Sam: Why are you sitting like that?
Kyle: Dude, if I move I will release the taint fog.
Sam: You better let it go soon or it will cause taint mist.
Kyle: Bring on the flood.
Sam: Don't be a hero. You don't wanna fucks with taint rash.

by ksooz October 25, 2010

fog nigger

n. a derogatory term for Englishmen.

1. Nigel is a fog nigger.

by Lilith van Garett September 26, 2007

Platting fog

something that is imposable to do

1) it's like trying to plat fog

2) I've got more chance of platting fog.....

by hteb78 November 10, 2012

Almond fog

It’s a low lying fart cloud, often lingers for extended periods of time in one spot

Look out, almond fog, aisle 5!

by Carma75 June 18, 2018

Netflix Fog

This is what happens to people when they get a Netflix account. They no longer watch local or world news, or anything current.

"Hey Tony, did you hear what happened in Alaska last week? Big earthquake!"

"No, sorry I didn't, the wife and I have been in a Netflix fog for the last 2 months catching up on Rescue Me and other shows. So what happened?

by Kiobe1 May 19, 2010

Ghetto Fog

The act of spraying nitrous into an intake with no jet.

Thanks to ghetto fogging, we hit a new peak horsepower rating, before it caused my engine to blow up.

by dirtyduramax February 14, 2017