Flour Beating

The act of ejaculating onto one's chest and allowing the semen to settle and dry up. Once dried, the semen is "itched" off, creating a flour-like powder. The subject is then delivered a hearty punch to the eye socket, where the powdered semen is sprinkled into their watery cornea.

"David you're so annoying"
"Can it Lisa, or I'll give u the dampest flour beating you'll get in a lifetime!"

by Sweet papaya July 17, 2015

Funny Flour

What I like to call cocaine.

"Ayo pass da funny flour"
"Bitch you high as a kite dis is brown sugar"

by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 14, 2022

Grinding flour

The act of rubbing your old granny’s powdery old fanny resulting in a white fishy floury paste

I was grinding flour last night at your mum’s house

by Filthy 69 June 10, 2018

Adding Flour to a Liquid Mashed Potato

When you make a big mistake

There things never do and adding flour to a liquid mashed potato is one of them.

-Gordon Ramsay 2011

by Ahadi2011 July 4, 2025

Dick Flour

An accumulation of flour-esque residue located on the male genitalia, most often in and around folds.

Is that toe cheese on your penis or just some dick flour?

by Grainy March 16, 2013

Flour Angel

Like a snow angle but with flour, often seen in parts of Africa.

J - There is no snow in Audenshaw . S - That's funny I must have made a flour angel then.

by BrightsideSon March 3, 2018

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by GABEBESTX1771 July 17, 2025