Flouring

Using baking flour to show where the wet spots on a big girl are for sex.

Mikey enjoyed flouring his girlfriend before sex so that he could provide himself a roadmap of different wet folds to enjoy.

by Mo Greene April 20, 2023

Flour Beating

The act of ejaculating onto one's chest and allowing the semen to settle and dry up. Once dried, the semen is "itched" off, creating a flour-like powder. The subject is then delivered a hearty punch to the eye socket, where the powdered semen is sprinkled into their watery cornea.

"David you're so annoying"
"Can it Lisa, or I'll give u the dampest flour beating you'll get in a lifetime!"

by Sweet papaya July 17, 2015

to sift flour

(verb) said of a conversation, an activity, a book or a movie: to become dull, boring, meaningless, and/or redundant (or any combination thereof)

oy a) I am going home, guys, this conversation is beginning to sift flour. I have homework to do anyways.

boys b and c) Peter, suit yourself, we are not forcing you to further participate in the conversation if you don't feel like it.

by Sexydimma June 28, 2012

Flour Tipping

The cocktailing of ecstasy and mushrooms

Dude she ate a cut of shrooms and a roll of E. That bitch is fucking flour tipping hXc

by fdsjkla;kjlakljdsfa March 1, 2008

Timid flour lotus

The process of making and eating a cake inside of a vagina
Step 1- dump flour in the vaginal canal

Step 2- put 2 eggs in vaginal canal
Step 3 - mix by inserting dick and thrusting

Step 4- put blow dryer into vagina and cook the eggs and flour with it

Step 5- procide with eating it out of her vagina

Let’s make a timid flour lotus tonight wanda

by Frodo dojo April 22, 2024

to sift flour

(verb) said of a conversation, an activity, a book or a movie: to become dull, boring, meaningless, and/or redundant (or any combination thereof)

boy a) I am going home, guys, this conversation is beginning to sift flour. I have homework to do anyways.

boys b and c) Peter, suit yourself, we are not forcing you to further participate in the conversation.

by Sexydimma October 2, 2012

Flour Daddy

(Noun): A male significant other who purchases anything for their own significant other, as long as it is within budget. The term flour is derived as a substitute from the word sugar in sugar daddy, as it isn't quite as sweet as sugar but is able to get the job done.

Man: "Let's go out sometime, let me be your flour daddy."

Woman: "Flour daddy?"

Man: "Yeah tonight is on me, but maybe stay away from the lobster, I'm on a budget."

Woman: "Oh I gotcha, like a bootleg sugar daddy?"

by Huntaaification June 10, 2018