floppy dingo

a non-erect penis, very common in sporting events, when the penis is uncontrollably flopping around.

At yesterday's game, my Floppy Dingo was getting in the way of my three point shot.

by "Cronky" December 27, 2008

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Floppy Dick Drive

This is a sexual act, where the male participant enters the female vagina, just like sex, except the male can't get hard. Sometimes beacuse the male has had too much sexual activity within a short period of time, or just because he's an impatent Runt.

Floppy Dick Drive
Women: "Is it in?"
Man: "erm..."

by Jacksc2 July 5, 2006

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floppy muffin

When a female grabs a man's penis at roughly the 1/2 point of the shaft then proceeds to make a circular motion on the helmet with the palm of her hand... making a once floppy muffin a hard muffin.

"Yo, Meg Ryan gives the best floppy muffin Ever."

"I was at this party and some girl was handing out floppy muffins left and right."

by jeffdhall April 9, 2009

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Floppy Arnold

A term that can be both an adjective and a noun. It typically refers to boys dicks in a negative way, but also can be used to describe boys in a negative way as a whole. Similar to limp noodle boy.

"Spencer is such a floppy arnold"

"Paul has a floppy arnold"

by Gabaya Alderidge December 13, 2018

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Shit-Flops

Cheapo flip-flops you can buy at the dollar store or anywhere else, always costing less than $10. Also known as Double Pluggers

"Let's race!" Can't run, I'm wearing shit-flops

My shoes broke! "can i help fix them?" Don't worry about it, they're just shit-flops

I'm going to the beach tomorrow, but don't have any sandals, guess i'll just pick up some shit-flops

by Titagula Gervais August 21, 2010

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