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floating cornhole

When two people have anal sex in while completely submersed in the water.
Rachel and I were at the beach last night and I tried to pull a floating cornhole, but she said no it's exit only.
by Der Commisar July 8, 2009
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Floating Duck Party

That act of dosing an unsuspecting person with LSD, usually by spiking the person's drink.
We through a floating duck party for Dave, and now he's freaking out in the fetal position on the floor and will probably have to go to the hospital.
by billy_cox September 25, 2014
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floating blowjob

When a big Viking girl picks you up in the air from your buttocks and gives you a blowjob.
Hey bro did Svetlana gave you a floating blowjob last night?
by George Bonaparte February 26, 2018
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Floating Turd

A useless, waste of space employee, usually one who is over 30 years of age and openly discusses their role playing video game prowess.
That guy in IT, he's a real floating turd.
by A non floater May 1, 2006
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Floating Dough Fish

When you are surfing near a sewage outlet and you look over and spot a floating dough fish...
by Dan Clifford June 14, 2005
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Floating Rock Mentality

The mentality were you have decided to fuck anxiety and worrying about shit. At this point in life you have just wanted to be happy and that is the F.R.M (floating rock mentality). WE ARE LIVING ON A FUCKING FLOATING ROCK SO WHY ARE YOU WORRYING ABOUT HOMEWORK!!! Go live your life! Life is short and you only get one so have as much fun as you can and live it up and experience everything!!
by Floating Rock Mentality December 7, 2020
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Floating tip

when leaving a tip, put the bills in a glass of water, cover the top with a menu or other stiff surface, then flip the glas upside down, and remove the menu from underneath the glass, resulting in a horrible situation for your waitress/waitor.
its fucked up. try getting a table near a window so when you leave, you can watch and see what the waitress does about it.
by Chaz January 5, 2005
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