Chocolate Flashback

This is when a transsexual prostitute really needs to take a dump and she squats by a tree in a prime touristic location (e.g. l'Arc de Triumphe in Paris) and unloads a monster shit whilst smiling and smoking a cigarette, and doesn’t wipe or wash her hands after.

Person 1: WTF???!!! (calls friend)

Person 2: (answers the phone) whats up champ?
Person 1: T-bone, look out the window, theres a real chocolate flashback taking place!!
Person 2: Scrumptious!!!

by Champ Perkins September 29, 2011

indian flashbang

When you cum in her eyes and rub chicken and rice on her tits.

Dude, yesterday I met this girl and she let me Indian Flashbang.

by mangsu liswon January 11, 2018

aquatic flashbang

Non consensually peeing on partner during shower sex

Dude I took a hooker into the shower and gave her an aquatic flashbang

by Señorguido March 18, 2019

flashpacking

Backpacking but not on a budget, using First class travel and accomodation. A more 'flash' version of backpacking.

Wow, en suite bathroom in Budapest.You are good at this flashpacking aren't you?

by the_fountain_of_all_knowledge November 10, 2008

flashjack

A flashback jack-off session. Thinking about a previous sexual encounter whilst masturbating.

Mike: I'm gonna go jack off to that hot chick I had sex with last weekend.
Steve: Man I love a good flashjack.

by kevdogg85 January 20, 2009

flashbang

Once intercourse has ended, the male busts in the females eyes..thus rendering her sight, not being able to see, flashbanging her.

"I flashbanged the hoe after we fucked, she was blind and fell down the stairs"

by MarkHats December 26, 2007

flashbang ugly

Used to describe someone so ugly you're blinded and deafened upon sight.

Fuck. Angela is flashbang ugly.

by Lord Faggetron January 9, 2010