Flaint

The dirt that accumulates on the underside of a computer mouse.

Older generations of mice which had the rolling ball were notorious for having flaint problems.

Flaint is an accumulation of dead skin and body oil.

My mouse had so much flaint on the bottom that my mouse wouldn't work.

by dezlr September 18, 2018

Dick Flanagan

Any coach who habitually misses key games and/or practices due to back alimony checks, long strings of traffic violations, or can't get into his car because he can't find anyone to trick the breathalizer that the State installed in his car to start it.

Coach also must appear to games intoxicated, and force his underage players to drink Natty Lite for every loss and complain about how expensive mint leaves are out of season.

Optionally, the coach must also sprint out of the games when there's a large fight and the police are called yelling something along the lines of "I can't go back to prison".

Must be inspirational.

Looks like Coach Smith is really turning out to be a better coach than that alcoholic dead-beat Dick Flanagan.

by JSternbruiser January 29, 2009

Flarny

A situation in which the excess space existing on a couch or loveseat, which is partially occupied by two or more persons, is not being utilized due to the possible return of an occupant.

Mark: I'll be right back.

(ten minutes later)

Garrett: I don't think he's coming back. Move over and give us some room.
Patrick: He's probably about to come back. Just hold on.

(ten minutes later)

Garrett: The flarny in this situation causes me stress and undue pain.

by bereberedu January 17, 2009

Farnosh

Small and cute with big cheeks. Fun to be around. A smile that can make a miserable person happy :

I'm feeling so Farnosh right now!

by NoTtObEnAmEd August 1, 2012

farnonius

A horrible slur used against gay people. Also, a really cool discord server that only cool people are allowed to join.

"Look at that farnonius over there"
"Dude I wish I could join Farnonius" "You're probably not cool enough, man"

by lickmyhairyhole March 20, 2022

faster than Walt Flanagan's dog

Possessing unusual haste or punctuality; alludes to a (presumably remarkably fast) dog owned by a minor character in Kevin Smith's "Jersey" series.

"Damn, that bastard's faster than Walt Flanagan's dog!"

by GumboSoup April 5, 2003

sounds like a flan

A more accurate version of Sounds like a plan, because it doesn't sound like a plan, it *is* a plan.

Person 1: "Lets go to the movies."
Person 2: "Sounds like a flan!"
Person 1: "Err...great."

by Thomas Christian April 30, 2008