Screen Flabbergast

When your, until this moment, normal phone goes "gotcha bitch, touch screen is no more", and you can't type anymore.

Often resulting in having to call your friends to inform them.

Can't type anymore dude, my phone just screen flabbergasted on me.

by Captian Autism December 28, 2019

flabbergastering

when something flabbergasters you

OMG that smell is absolutely flabbergastering

by pseudonym9975 December 4, 2021

Flabbergasted Skittles

When your scared as frick

Omg, when she jumped scared me, I was Flabbergasted Skittles!

by gibbymaller November 18, 2018

Flabbergasted

When something causes a huge shock or surprise, the reaction you give is "flabbergasted"

When Nimisa found out that her grandmother forgot her, the only word to describe her at that moment is flabbergasted

by art3mis999 November 17, 2022

Flabbergasted

Blowing your pants apart by farting.

Reference: A Matt Rose video.

“My school banned that word flabbergasted because they thought it meant you blew your pants apart by farting”

by VantaBlack526 January 12, 2024

Flabbergasted

When you see the homie’s dick that you know is small for the first time and it’s bigger than yours.

You: “Bro I walked in on Jaquavious.”
Jerry: “Really? Was it small?”
You: “It was bigger than mine. I’m flabbergasted!”

by SeanMcShlong February 7, 2024

flabbergasted

~your confused/not in the mood

Oh god this test has me flabbergasted

by Miss Apple Lady May 31, 2018