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Homerow fury

The expression of online anger or frustration through the random typing of keys that always end up being in the homerow. Nobody ever actually types "homerow fury", but rather any letters that their angry fingers can find.
"asdfkjdskjlk omg i hate him." said Susie with and artful use of homerow fury.
by Skyler Mann June 1, 2007
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Tyson Fury

Undefeated WBC heavyweight champion and former lineal champion. Holds notable wins over longtime ruler of the division Wladimir Klitschko and the disgrace of the division, boxing bum Dante Wilder, who was holding the belts hostage and ducking mandatories while cherry picking what he considered “easy opponents” to build up his record, thus restoring a bit of health to the heavyweig division.
Tyson Fury rid the division of noted fight ducker, race baiter, and all around prick Deontay Wilder and ended the reign of the robotic aging Wladimir Klitschko.
by Laughing at morons October 13, 2021
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fists of fury

a competition when you and all your major dude friends jack off till they can't possibly jack off anymore. The major dude that jacks off the most in shortest period of time wins. There are many rounds and degrees of champion. House rules apply.
My major dude friend Jonathan busted his nut for 13 rounds in less than two hours and attained the prestigous heavyweight crown(no spit allowed) in the bi-monthly fists of fury comp.
by jeffrey effrey April 12, 2007
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Firyuza

a female name meaning some kind of precious stone... well, it won't matter when you get to know her... The girl is crazilly addicted to shopping, putting make-up on her half turkmen, half uzbek face... She also likes to paaaarty and especially she likes Turkish.... music... so, she no bad, but nerdy kind of very nerdy kind of,

Sooo, if you meet her on the street..... NOT, girl like firyuza don't walk on street, she only takes a riiiiiddeee.... and only on the Jaguar... make your own conclusion, otherwise she will make it herself, and that IIIISSS very dangerous, VERY!
Firyuza
by LenaKob July 18, 2009
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the fookin fury

What you release when you do something completely outrageous and troll-esque like pour ice-cold water on the lap of the person who a second ago was enjoying themselves while they were either trying to A: spectate something very important like the hockey game of the century or B: speak one's mind carelessly while in the first-class cabin of an airliner or C: do anything else that might (but will not necessarily) annoy the people around him. Chances are that this person deserved(see:drunkard) the cold liquidy waft of chill on his or her cajones. Note that the fookin fury can only be deemed released when the person goes completely ape-shit and may be formidable enough to soon render you busy with a weekload of pain. For a classic example, see: Yngwie Malmsteen's jetliner incident in Japan.
Malmsteen: "(yelling at the woman who released the fookin fury) I kill you motherfocker! nu jävlar!! You've released the fookin fuuury!... YOU RELEASED THE FOOKIN FUUUUURYYY...
...
... see you in Tokyo, bitch!"
by yuri sarturi December 3, 2007
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drink from the fury cup

"dya drink from the fury cup?"
"hell no,
by charlotte * June 20, 2006
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The Fiery Cock

The sexual act of dipping the penis into Sirarcha sauce then receiving a blowjob while getting fingered in the ass. As your receiving the blowjob, flap your arms and make rooster noises.
"Dude, I heard a weird rooster noise coming from your room last night. What was going on in there?"

"Ahh nothing we just did The Fiery Cock"
by 24arod24 September 29, 2011
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