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firetrucking 

trying to put out a flame war by calming down the participants or distracting them with other topics. A popular tactic used by forum bitches who can't take a joke.
"Man, stop firetrucking and let us handle this you little bitch."
firetrucking by Joe Blaw July 30, 2006

firetruck this shirt 

although presents no meaning to naked ear, analyzed deeply, the underlying meaning of these words are another way of saying "fuck this shit!", which you cannot always say in public, in school or in front of your soon to be step father or employer.
Teacher: So you guys have a surprise quiz today.
Student: Ow you gotta be kiddin me! Firetruck this shirt i'm outta here.
firetruck this shirt by wrdwiz November 19, 2011

brown firetruck 

The #2 to the term firetrucking's #1, a brown firetruck is the bowel-voiding version. Some people think it's funny, but it's really brown and runny.
Thank god for the washrooms at Mooby's 'cause I had a serious brown firetruck on the way. That coulda been nasty! O_o!
brown firetruck by Johnny Frug December 15, 2008

moist firetruck

Using mayonnaise as lubrication to have ear sex with a female or a large gorilla(;
Boris: I gave your mother the Moist Firetruck last night.
Denzel: Nice. Fuck off.
moist firetruck by Crush Blaze February 11, 2014

Firetruck 

Smosh's slang for fuck "Because it starts with f and ends with uck"
"Firetruck you you firetrucking bastard!"
Firetruck by Hi I know things June 18, 2016

firetruck 

A gangbang where they guys make the sound of a firetruck
They guys make the sound of a firetruck as having sex with Cass
firetruck by billybobjoe911 June 2, 2009