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filipenis

Contrary to Professor Anon's definition, (which mostly got thumbs up because the Internet is infested by Filipinos who tend to be on the net 24-7) an average Filipino's penis is nowhere near 7.5 inches.

It is still close to the average Asian penis size, which is 5.5 inches in length.

Spanish and American blood contrary to popular Filipino opinion (which is full of colonial mentality meaning they wannabe white) is not even 10% present in 95% of the Filipino population.

If you think the reason there's a lot of Filipinos with white women in America compared to other Asian men is because of their penis size, you are sorely mistaken. Unlike men, not all women measure a man's worth by how big their penises are.

So if you're Filipino and reading the other definition and feel bad for yourself because your dick is nowhere near 7.5 inches, don't be. Most likely your dick size is close to the median. Just be confident, love yourself and go pursue the woman you want whatever her ethnicity.
Filipino Dude: Man, my cousin has a hot white girlfriend!

Filipino Dude 2: Yeah dude, it's because Filipinos have big dicks man. It's the Spanish/American blood in us! Filipenis ftw!!

Filipino Dude 3: No, you're wrong. He has a hot white girlfriend because he actually had the balls to ask her out while you two sit around playing DoTA or WoW on your computers 24-7. Get a life. Filipenis is mostly only 5.5 inches long.

Filipino Dude 1 & 2: ...
by apersonwhoknows December 1, 2010
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filipino fist pump

One fist in the ass and one in the vag and alternate fists up and down vigorously and make karate noises while you do it
I asked that vegas hooker if she'd do a filipino fist pump, and she says it's $100 extra!
by fist_fistopherson December 2, 2011
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Filipino Cock Lid

When a middle aged short Filipino man takes a piss in a washroom, then leaves without washing his hands. He then serves you a Tim's coffee and lathers the lid up with his nasty hand juice.
"Hey George!! Did you hear about Tammy's Filipino Cock Lid"
"Hey there, Can I get a large Coffee, X2 sugar and cream... Hold the Filipino Cock Lid"
by Alcoholic-C-Man Thrower69 November 6, 2018
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fitipy

I am going to fitipy today!
by Fittherapist April 17, 2019
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Filipino Steamer

When a co-worker comes into your office and takes a shit in your wastebasket and says "your welcome."
Did you see that Paul just left a Filipino steamer in Bob's office?
by All Pork Diet November 20, 2019
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Filiplass

A simp who says he doesnt get bullied by a chick but still the chick tells him to smd, and says he gets hard bullied when someone tells him to stop simping on discord.com
Filiplass : My dog >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> every single one of you except dia and sarah (the person who tells him to suck her dick)
by Not Yomie August 1, 2020
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filippo

a man with a very huge cock. he like to smoke ganja, drink beer and fucks a lot.

a man of culture.
you fuck a lot, you’re such a filippo
by i.mean.coke November 21, 2021
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