filesh

A refference or term used for expressing the act of being/getting fucked.

I'll be at state where the girls are half as smart, and thus twice as likely to filesh me.

by Clarkkkkkky February 8, 2008

Fortnite Flexer

A Young'n (Little child probably mentally damaged) that plays fortnite so they can be accepted into the internet world. And Then Flexes (Shows off) that he/she/transexualquadrupal has won a game. This is there first win since being kicked out of the house. Don't flex fortnite this is why people are losing brain cells.

(Taquefa) Ay bob.
(bob) ay girl!
(Taquefa) Did you hear that Paton is a fortnite flexer?
(bob) Yea thats why his boyfreind/chicken nugget broke up with him.
(Taquefa) Good for it.

by Fortnite flexer February 6, 2018

dr. flex

A Dr. Flex can be described as someone who consistently flexes and puts down others on a daily basis. When asked for help this individual will comment on your stupidity even though he couldn't do any better.

Scrub: "um hello Dr. Flex can you help me with this code?
Dr. F: "sure, it prob sucks anyways"
Scrub: "um..ok"
*Looks @ code*
Dr. F: "WOW REALLY A KEYLISTENER YOUR CODE SUCKS, DUMBASS"
Scrub (now feeling dejected): "...can you help me now?"
Dr. F: "uh no m8 sry"

by X_ANON_# September 21, 2014

dick flex

To flex the male genitalia whilst erect.

Hangin with your girl and you perform a dick flex. It's playful and she'll love it.

by Floppy Disk Blosko October 19, 2009

flex on your ex

Upgrade from the previous relationship. Meaning the new significant other must be more attractive, successful, wealthier, smarter and better in bed.

You are about to flex on your ex with your new bae.

by Dutchess of Chicago August 21, 2017

FileMaker Pro

A relational database application owned and run by Apple. FileMaker Pro has all of the complications of a SQL database, with all of the programming/functionality capabilities of a calculator duct-taped to a potato.

Boss: Hey, I think we're going to make our customer database work via IPad, so I bought the FileMaker Pro business edition. Get to work.
Employee: *commits seppuku*

by cammy cam cam June 24, 2016

Filey rules

When you’re playing a game and you are operating outside of the official rules of a game, or when the rules are being made up as you go along. This is known as Filey rules.

Player A: The taxes go to free parking and whoever lands on it can collect the cash !
Player B: That’s not the real rules of Monopoly
Player A: Yeah but we’re playing Filey rules

by Djembali January 28, 2022