Fifa Effect

An effect where something is made
anually yet bought in large numbers with not much improvements like the video game series Fifa.

Person A: so hyped for the new CoD!
Person B: it's the same game every year it's just a Fifa effect game!

by Some guy on discord January 18, 2020

Fifa Rage

Fifa Rage is the feeling after your FIFA opponent on Xbox Live or PSN quits the game, resulting in no points gained for you, saving their sorry arse from the humiliation of getting beat, and leaving you shouting obscenities at the TV screen.

Guy 1: Hi mate, how's Dave?
Guy 2: Not good dude, some idiot quit on him while he was thrashing them at Fifa and now he has really bad Fifa Rage.

by westy2602 September 15, 2010

Fifa-ing

The act of having casual sex

Hey Luke, would you like to go fifa-ing with me?
Sure, lets have casual sex.

Dude, they were fifia-ing all night long.
Sweeeet dawg!

by broskinator December 12, 2010

FIFA Poop

When you really have to take a dump, but you're in the middle of a game of FIFA (I.E. Ultimate team). Usually results in 30 minutes of pain ending in shitting your pants.

You: Oh fuck I'm going to explode
FIFA: Fuck your needs were about to demolish that little bitch xXYOLO420SWaGXx 5-0
You: ahh ok *FIFA Poops pants*

by Colonial Foot Soldier December 2, 2013

FIFA LADS

FIFA LADS are the best youtube channel in the world, and everyone should subscribe.

"Hey did you see LF MARSO new video" says person A
"NO fucking way, LF MARSO IS BAD, THE FIFA LADS ARE AMAZING" SAYS SIR ABDULLAH THE 3RD

by LFGAYSO February 28, 2020

Fifa Whore

One who continuously plays with the same team and brags when they win 1 out of 10 games. They gloat and have that stupid smile glued on their face until they get raped in the near future. They brag so much you just want to sink your fucking foot down their throat. A Fifa whore can also be one who sells their Fifa skills for money (a.k.a. Fifa Harlot). Most of the time you can find the type of person in a Fifa brothel wearing skimpy clothing, and experimenting with teams in the french league. Fifa whores are typically pretentious assholes who have nothing better to do than constantly hit the rematch option after loosing a game, begin bragging even when they are on a loosing streak, and punch their brothers and blame their parents gene pool on Fifa losses. A Fifa whore grips the controller like a little girl, using only two fingers on the RB, LB, RT, and LT buttons. Playing a Fifa whore complains when their opponent uses Ronaldo/ Messi saying (in whorish voice), "You can only play with Ronaldo and Messi." Finally Fifa whores are the types who, after a game has just ended and are victorious, say "I'm done playing for now."

I hate children. Especially the son that Fifa had with that whore. A Fifa Whore.

by Frank John Storteller August 2, 2011

FIFA-FAIL

A FIFA-FAIL is the failure of the popular game FIFA (any version). The game FIFA has moments when the clearly trigger based programming produces bizarre results (examples include an enemy player standing in front of your golly, blocking his shoot, intercepting the ball, and probably scoring.)

Hey how did you win that game yesterday, I thought Brat was boss?

Dude, he totally had me, but wouldn't you know it, a FIFA-FAIL gave me a scoring opportunity!

Really, he didn't manage to score again?

He tried, but FIFA kept failing giving him offsides when he really wasn't.

WOW, SUCH AN EPIC FIFA-FAIL!!!!

by Cyrus Halcyon March 31, 2011