by DOT Regulator November 29, 2020

(n.) a brief command, often to a friend, to make only encouraging comments to them. Even if it means they have to "fib a little bit."
Can be conveyed silently with a sharp stare. It is the implied refrain of dictators and friends who just got haircuts.
Can be conveyed silently with a sharp stare. It is the implied refrain of dictators and friends who just got haircuts.
Emperor Napoleon: Should we invade Russia? ~Fib me a lil.~
Napoleon's Chief Invasion Officer: Yes. ~During the winter.~
Napoleon's Chief Invasion Officer: Yes. ~During the winter.~
by nolandc September 15, 2019

by Joe Shit the Rag Maker May 31, 2020

by kireik March 5, 2024

Travis: How did John get out of a ticket doing 90 in a residential?
Rick: He told a Sticky Fib. When the cop came over he pretended to be hyperventilating and told the cop his recalled floor mats caused the accelerator to stick.
Travis: Freaking lucky Hybrid owners!
Rick: He told a Sticky Fib. When the cop came over he pretended to be hyperventilating and told the cop his recalled floor mats caused the accelerator to stick.
Travis: Freaking lucky Hybrid owners!
by McDoh! March 12, 2010

by Michigan Moose April 20, 2023
