fetus room

The act of getting pregnant as many times as possible, aborting every time at the third month of getting pregnant so you deliver a potato sized fetus. Then putting the fetus in a jar of preservative liquid and putting it on a shelf in a secret room in your house; you then do that until you fill every wall in that room with 3-month-old fetus'. Then you have one child, and when they are bad you lock them in that room with the fetus' and remind them of how easy it would have been to abort their ass.

My friend sticks his kid in the fetus room when he is bad. He's almost never bad.

by Passion Trenkelbach April 12, 2008

Yeetus The Fetus

A holy being that rules all. Praise thy Fetus.

Remember, Yeetus The Fetus love you.

by DaNerdLord August 28, 2018

fetus whip

To take a fetus by the umbilical cord and use it as a mace like weapon.

OMG! Mark totally gotted Fetus whipped!

by todd novak October 7, 2006

Fetus Breath

Flatulence expelled by a pregnant woman.

Wow... Leah's pregnancy was defined by strange food cravings that resulted in noticeably rank fetus breath.

by JRRDenver February 5, 2010

fetus beetus

Gestational diabetes.

During Karen's third trimester, she met Wilford Brimley at a convention addressing the fetus beetus epidemic taking place in Candyland.

by BigJondra January 24, 2011

Food Fetus

The effect of consuming one too many varieties of cuisine(s), in an effort to achieve the unattainable balance of both sweet and salty.

Dude, I ate WAAAYYY too much! My Food Fetus is kickin' in there!

by Kelsmich October 13, 2010

Fetus Farm

A farm where babies (of all species) grow like cabbage patch kids. Generally most are grown in a certain soil that ensures a lifetime of stupidity. Also known as a "simple" life

"Wow, I got this kitten from the fetus farm and she is a dumb sack of of shit. Still love her tho"
"Aww! This baby came from The Fetus Farm"

by TrashyCatMother January 23, 2020